Thursday, November 30, 2006

.memo and shit.

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
having high-tea with git-bak-chang

2. Who will be your next kiss?
my dog, baby.

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
god, no!

4. When is the last time you went to the mall?
when i went to watch Casino Royale. Which is not too long ago.

5. Are you wearing socks right now?

6. When was the last time you went out of the state?
Forgot ady when? must be a couple of months back.

7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
casino royale rawks!

8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
ice lemon tea

9. What are you wearing right now?
slacks and a shirt.

10. Have you been in a car wash?
urm.. i'm too drunk to wash my car sometimes.

11. Last food you ate?
rice with HoneyBee

12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
yes, my jacket.

14. Do you have a pet?
my shitting happy dog, baby.

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
football lar.. or was it wrestling? is wrestling even a sport?

16. What is your favorite class?

17. If you could be anywhere right now where would you be?
with her.

18. What is the last thing you purchased online?
a domain

22. Last play you saw?
those gay stage things? never!

23. What are your plans for tomorrow?

24. Who is the last person you commented on my space?

25. Ever go to camp?
tons. and learnt a lot of things in the process

26. Were you on the Honor Roll in school?
I was on the Dean's list (kembang giler)

27. What do you KNOW about the future?
that i'm gonna die of liver failure.

28. Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
wearing odour. it's better and it's free.

29. What time is it right now?
1314 pm.

30. Where is your best friend located?
which best friend?

31. Do you have a tan?
i'm dark.. too dark for my liking.

32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
old enough to learn about responsibility

33. Do you collect anything?
yes. jackets.

34. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
this morning.

35. What kind of sheets do you have?
clean and nice ones.

37. Do you like hot sauce?
i like hot girls..... hot sauce? does that mean liquid discharged from hot girls?

38. Last time you showered?

40. What is your mood?
not happy

41. Are you someone's best friend?

42. What is the last tv show you watched?

43. sex?
why not?

44. shit?

45. do you masturbate while eating?
yes. i'm a multitasker

46. do you kill elephants or whales?
all the time.

47. are you a cannibal?

48. are you GAY?

49. do you know that the number 43-48 are all bullshit questions that i created?
[insert your answer here]

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

.marketing fucks.

fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing. fuck marketing.

yippee yeay dooo dee!

and fuck stuck up customers!

fuck this shit....

i need a break.

.thinking is easy.

i'm thinking of venturing overseas.. definitely sick and tired of Malaysia.

.still the same.

i sit here in between four walls.

the other two person sharing these four walls are quiet. they are busy doing their own work.

i sit here looking straight into my computer, reading blogs, thinking of something to post.

i look straight and my brain can't function well.

everything is quiet. i should be able to blog about something. even when i'm reading about other blogs, i'm thinking.
i thought of a lot of things.

mainly, i thought about her.
i can still remember the first time i saw her in class, she was sitting there in front of me beside her friend. i was sitting at the back.

i noticed her and acted nonchalant.

we weren't really close then.. after that short ordeal, we parted. both so near yet so far.

now it seems as if it's so long but i've changed. many things have changed. but i still get the same feeling when i see her. the butterflies in my stomach, the feeling that i want to hold on to her and never let her go. hold on to her with my arms.

but i open my eyes and realize i'm still here, in front of my computer. thinking of something to write, something to blog about. and this time i know how i feel, and i'll tell her everything even if she's not here.

i clicked on my "favourites" tab and selected "friendster".

i typed it in and sent it.

"i wish you were here"

.dumb things.

there a few dumb things i've done throughout my life and everytime i reminiscence about them .. i'd think "what a dumb fool i was then", or "what the fuck was i thinking?".

now that i think about it back, i'd go ..."that was some fun shit.. and dumb shit"

yesterday, i went out with jollyyeap and minivin to discuss about the bbq. basically, it's a confirmed deal. doesn't matter who's coming or not. we're still gonna have it.

we had many discussion, one of them was back when we were still young. you know, the good old days.

i remember me and jollyyeap sitting on a bicycle. me, being the smaller sized idiot had to sit at the front. so, jollyyeap was in charge of pedalling while i was in charge of handling the bike.

it all went ok. i meant, it wasn't the first time i was pillion riding on a bicycle. we've encountered such activity numerous times. but i don't know why... on that particular day.. the urge came over me to see whether the bike can move without me handling the direction.

i slowly let go of my hand. it was ok for the first few seconds. then suddenly... we crashed.
i came down.. acted all dumb and told jollyyeap "what the fuck happened dude?"

jollyyeap said "i donno"

i even had the courage to tell him "you stopped pedalling izzit?"

he denied it.
basically, he was in the blue and had no idea how the freaking accident happened.

until a couple of years later.

out of the blue i said "did you remember the bicycle accident we had that time in front of the 'padang'?"

he said "yes"

i said "i let my hand go and we fell"

he gave me the middle finger straight away.

talking about bike accidents... i remembered another one i deliberately did. this time it was TofuNy.

I was riding a Honda EX5 and he was supposed to be my pillion rider. Right before his butt was ready to plop behind me..i revved the oil and he plopped on the TAR road.

boy, those were the days. it's funny when friends get hurt isn't it?

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

.my bebeh.

i've been busy and neglecting baby.

i need to give her a bath today and get her injection done tomorrow.

god, i miss her.

but she really must stop pissing on the carpet and shitting everywhere else.


today is LittlePeng's birthday! so a shoutout goes to her! Happy Birthday LittlePeng.

some people judge me by what i have and what i can have. but they never know the hardships i have gone through throughout the years. i'm tired of explaining, thus maybe.. i should let them be. it's not easy being me. really. (yeah... right.)

so, moi, jollyyeap and MiniVin had a gathering yesterday to talk about life, girls, the whole lot and also to talk about this Saturday's bbq gathering.

it's decided on Saturday. In Batu Ferringhi (maybe Bayu Emas). LittlePeng confirmed her status as "No Problem".

any more? contact us.

Monday, November 27, 2006

.bbq gathering for 2006.

a year ago.. i had a bad case of gastric. it was really horrible, terrible and vegetable. you know...
the lot.

anyway, jollyyeap is back. and yesterday we were planning.. or rather i mean, talking about a plan to have a bbq birthday party cum gathering.

the venue will most probably be in Penang. we did discuss some "exotic" places like genting or langkawi but i think with the number of friends working and having to accomodate their lifestyle.. a Penang gathering would've been better.

anyway, most probably it'll be held on a Saturday. 2nd Dec i think.

we'll be having an apartment stay too probably. don't know about them but i think it'll be cool.

gosh, i can't vaguely remember the last time we had any gathering or any sorts. the only time we had together as a friend outing was during CNYs. but it was great all the time. i mean, gambling is always a new way to spend your money happily. we're not really serious players. we're just having fun.

however, anyone who agrees on this saturday call me asap. the venue might be somewhere in Batu Ferringhi.

All welcome. Bring all your friends, single, married, attached... whatever.

gimme a call if you want to confirm or ask for more details cause i think we won't be doing any serious discussion until... at least a few people can confirm that they want to go.

So, this is addressed to everyone i know who's reading my blog. just call moi or julian to confirm a place or to ask. and tell everyone you know.


.filler post.

007 rocks. talk all about it next time. gtg and do some work.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

.babe of the week, Katie Gravette.

This week's babe of the week is Katie Gravette from MaximOnline. (just like Misa Campo)
She hails from Huntington Beach, California.

Height: 5'7'

Bust: 34C
Waist: 22
Hips: 34
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Dress: 1/2

Appearance : Kid Rock MTV

Data and picture Source : IGN and MaximOnline.

Now, enough about the stupid freaking facts... right? pictures say a thousand words.

.it's me.

jellyyeap is back. maybe we'll head to 007 for some casino action. talk all about it tomorrow k?

for now, nothing much. just finished work. a girl almost cried before the needle even touched her. pathetic.

my mom felt like giving her two tight slaps.

i felt like tying her down and slapping her silly.

she's 30+... not 19.

different note...

yesterday, i changed my tyres. all 4 of them. now they look superb. i changed them to 215/45 Toyo tyres. Cost me RM330 EACH.

that's a fucking total of RM1320. Of course they gave me some shitty 40 dollar service coupon and 20 dollar petrol coupon. (shove it up your freaking ass)

Whatever the fuck for? I'd rather use the money to get my car a bunch of useless screws. Really, the cost of maintaining a car is mind boggling.

maybe i should've changed the 17" to 15" inch rims.

but then i may be VAIN.

17" tires costs thrice as much as 15" tires but it sure as hell looks god damn 3 times better!

Friday, November 24, 2006

.a review of my Nissan Sentra N16 1.6A XE 2000.

Nissan is the lesser known variety of Japanese Automaker compared to Honda or Toyota in Malaysia. However, Nissan has carved a niche for comfort cars in terms of consumer placing. Believe, everywhere on the net, people has been giving Nissan thumbs up in terms of handling and comfort.

Nissan places importance on family cars unlike Toyota or Civic which came out with more formidable average user compacts like City or Vios.

I had the previous experience of driving a Toyota Vios and I have no prior experience in handling the late variety of Honda City nor Civic. So, the comparison that I will be giving at the end of the review will cover only the Sentra vs the Vios.

In terms of Pick-Up. Let me just say that the Nissan Sentra trails slowly compared to the more powerful and compact or lighter variants like Vios. The Nissan Sentra with O/D on suffers a severe lag during pick-up especially during traffic lights where it is more prominent.
However, without O/D..I think the pick-up averages slightly better and is bearable.

I concur that the slow pick-up could be due to the heavy material or body utilized by the N.Sentra.

In terms of Handling, the N.Sentra moves like a snake.. one which is controlled by you and not one which is out of control. The feel and touch of the steering wheel corresponds to the movement of the car exactly as how I want it. Sometimes, it could be too sensitive and I find this a little bit of a problem during times when I am more nervous (example, a slight jump when someone shouts beside me might move the car to extraordinaire proportions).

However, the handling of my N.Sentra might respond better due to my 17" Berlinetta VII wheels. Because of these tyres, my FC might also increase a bit more due to more friction between the road and the rubber of my tyre.

Sound proofing. Sound proofing in the N.Sentra is appaling at high speeds. At speeds averaging 100km/h, I can distinctly hear tyre friction/noise and wind noise. I heard that these can be lessened by improving the sound insulation but miracles are not expected. I found a better way to handle this problem and it is called the volume bar.

Engine Noise. When I first got the car, there wasn't much engine noise but during the mornings, when the car starts up from cold, the engine noise might prove a bit higher than after warming it up. The air-cond belt is prone to screeching noises but after changing it the other day, it was soundless.

Electronics. In terms of electronics, the side mirrors and the antenna is prone to mechanical errors. I can't seem to get rid of this nagging feeling that it's not going to be long before it crops up again. I got it fixed before they hand it over to me.

In terms of passenger space, the car provides more than ample space for the front driver and passenger. However, the rear passengers might have to suffer from less leg space. I guess this can't be helped as I find similar problems with Vios.

Fuel Consumption or FC. After servicing my car with a new air filter, new oil filter and semi synthetic oil, I still find the FC averaging at 0.17-0.18 cents per litre.

Overall, let's compare this N.Sentra with the T.Vios.

In terms of Fuel Consumption.
T.Vios : wins hands down at an average of 0.13 to 0.15 cents per litre ONLY!

Handling : N.Sentra wins slightly by a minimal margin.

Comfort : N.Sentra wins with it's ample space and spacious design.

Pick-Up : T.Vios wins during pick-up but lowers down after 110-130km/h. This is where the N.Sentra moves higher.

Build Quality : Believe me, the N.Sentra wins. That's because the T.Vios is not in the same league as the N.Sentra. If we need to compare, we have to do a comparison between N.Sentra and T.Altis

Engine Power : Sentra has the 1.6 and 1.8 variant. T.Vios has VVT-i (whatever...)

Overall, it is really up to taste. Probably the N.Sentra is more suited for a family rather than a bachelor. But the Nismo variant is really awesome.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

.for her.

i know it's not our fault
and i know its too late
to say whatever i need to say

cause you left a long time ago
and i never realized how much you meant to me
how much you still mean to me

you come and go
like a wind, like a hurricane
sweeping me off my feet at times

and i just want to tell you...
that i've changed
but it's too late

cause you're his.

my heart yearns for you
my soul aches for you
my eyes search for you

but you're gone
you're not here
and it seems like yesterday

that i still saw you

and i just want to tell you...
that i've changed
but it's too late

cause you're his.

.dog food loving monster.

Yesterday was JoavialAnn's Birthday! A big shoutout to her.

Anyway, yesterday I didn't do much. But I taught tuition though.

FairyAnne and PirateJoe came for tuition a bit earlier than usual.

I gave them 15 minutes of rest in between and they decided to use it by playing with my shih tzu, Baby.

FairyAnne suddenly said "Eh, teacher... Can I taste the dog food ah?"

I answered "Cannot"

"Maybe nice leh?"


Must have been the previous jerky syndrome.

I forgot to blog about the incident past week when I gave her a small piece of dog jerky and asked her to hold on to it.

She was supposed to use it to feed the dog.

But before I can give further instructions.... it was already in her mouth.

I stopped her in the nick of time.... but not too early cause her tongue tasted the jerky..

i instructed her to wash her mouth... but she did manage to quip in a few words before washing her mouth..

"quite nice leh"


I've created a dog food loving monster. And I realized that when her curiousity about the taste of dog food got the better of her senses.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

.A-Type Levi's Square cut.

serenade me with your love song and just whisper in my ears.

i will be yours in the nick of time.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

.chick flick : jang na ra.

this week's babe of the week. i know it's been a long time since the previous one but i figured... what the heck... it ain't my problem that i got a freaking life.
this week's babe of the week is of Korean descent. She's scourging our 8tv on weekdays in "The Wedding".
She's 25 this year, which means she was born in 1981. right?

i first noticed her during the 8tv Summer Concert in Johor, Danga Bay. she couldn't exactly speak Mandarin but according to her, she's taking lessons.
believe me... during the concert... i couldn't understand a word she's singing.
yet, i still paid enough attention *-^

.have a safe trip.

time seems to pass so slow when i'm waiting for her. and time seems to fly when i'm with her.

now that she's going to go... again.

it's time to start the clock.

she'll be back. but not soon enough.

Monday, November 20, 2006

.weddings i can live with.

i was one of the few accommodated at the front of the wedding ceremony.

the singer was rambling on and on.

her singing was good.. albeit a bit old fashioned.

then she went "ah ko, ah ko... kua chi peng. sui cha bo chio kuah ho lu tia har!"

translates to "brader, brader... look here. pretty lady sing song for you to hear ok?"

and then she started singing some hokkien song.

after that she went "sin nioh, sin nioh... kua chi peng. pui cha boh chio kuah ho lu tia har. kahwin liao tiok beh kuai kuai. ai seah chin cha chay kia ok?"

which translates to "bride, bride... look here. fat lady sing song for you to hear ok? after getting married must be good good. want to give birth to a lot of children ok?"

everybody was laughing.

except me. i don't find it a bit amusing. i find it weird. if it was me as the bridegroom, i would prefer some class in my wedding. i don't think i'll opt for some chinese traditional style wedding. the costumes could be ok at times... but the venue and the tradition really need to go. baby, i ain't definitely not gonna do it in some chinese hall with some low grade singer like this. and there's never gonna be any open karaoke sessions for people to sing ...

hokkien songs. like "chi pui chiu". (one cup of liquor). or some shit like that la.

i would imagine my wedding to be a floral themed one. probably done in the garden. (maybe i can book a golf course like the one in Pulai Spring).

then, it'll be during the night. and there'll be some fog machines (to get rid of the mozzies). of course the fog would just emit water based mist. not actually the medication type (aedes fog?).

then, there'll be a band.. one singing jazz and blues. or maybe a DJ.. spinning to jazz and blues first. he can do whatever he want at the end but during the dinner, it'll be jazz and blues.

then there'll be a space for people to dance. dancing is nice. i prefer people dancing than singing like a duck during a karaoke session.

then there'd be buffet instead of the usual 8 course. i don't like waiting for food. and i don't like sitting in a table. i like an environment where interaction is encouraged.

some of the examples of what my wedding might look like....

the seating place. everyone will have a number for their table in their invitation card. beats me having to find them a fucking place everytime they moan about their table mates.

there'll probably be more flowers... on top of the tent. in the middle of the table... everywhere.
even petals on the pathway.

buffet style. of course the food will be more than this lah!

in a big garden or a golf course.

evening not so hot kuar! besides, i think if can find a green house and put air cond inside better!

i told my mom about this.... she laughed and said...

"but then the old people wouldn't enjoy it that much. you know, the more traditional ones."

i pondered for a while and said "fuck them. it's not their wedding. they can have whatever they want on their ceremony. funeral one lah."

Sunday, November 19, 2006

.Happy Feet : the review.

i like this movie. that's it. bye bye....


let me see now, happy feet..

this movie revolves around one main character who's about to change the penguin world with his happy feet.

mumble (the main character) is born without ability to sing. basically, he sings like a duck on steroids. so, in a penguin world where every penguin can sing in order to mate, he is left out. many of his friends abandon him and people look upon him as an outcast.

so, in order to survive in a world where he is different, he tries to adapt but failed. thus, he embarks on a journey to find his "heart song"(whatever the fuck that is).

the penguins are all alike, except for the main character. who you can distinguish immediately from millions and millions of other penguins. weird huh?

anyway, it also touches on the effects of human population on the environment.

but that was not the main thing... the main thing was, i had an encounter of some kind of feet myself. you see, i just washed my sneakers and it wasn't even dry yet when i went to the movies.

during the whole movie, my feet was feeling sloshy and wet.

during the end... i can say for a fact that my feet wasn't happy... it was stinky.

overall, i'd give this movie an 8/10 as a family movie. or as a happy go lucky movie.

Friday, November 17, 2006


Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern - 85%
Spider-Man - 75%
Catwoman - 75%
The Flash - 75%
Iron Man - 65%
Superman - 60%
Hulk - 55%
Supergirl - 50%
Robin - 47%
Batman - 40%
Wonder Woman - 25%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

got this from Adam's blog. I think I did a similar one last time but this could be different i guess.


While Malaysia fiddles, its opportunities are running dry
Michael Backman November 15, 2006

MALAYSIA'S been at it again, arguing about what proportion of the economy each of its two main races - the Malays and the Chinese - owns. It's an argument that's been running for 40 years. That wealth and race are not synonymous is important for national cohesion, but really it's time Malaysia grew up.

read it all here.

.death note.

i watched desu noto last tuesday. basically, death note (desu noto) is a comic / manga adaptation.

it revolves around "Kira" who is a self proclaimed GOD. "L" is the main detective. L is trying to catch Kira who's just actually an angsty young teenager with a penchant for killing. Finding himself a notebook with powers that can kill anyone whose name is written inside, he embarks on a journey to make himself god.

Thus this operation by Kira or better known as Light Yagami, is being hunted down by L the main detective supported by the FBI and the Japanese police.

The movie is not actually a horror movie. It's a thriller with two genius battling each other in terms of planning and thinking. If you read the manga, it's better cause it gives you more time to suck all the information in. but with the movie... you have to think faster and try not to watch it when ur near sleeping time. it almost made me fell asleep.

it's actually a movie staying true to the original except a slight additional love interest. but it really doesn't affect the movie's plot or storyline.

overall, if you've read the manga. i don't see a necessity to watch this movie except to see how they play it out in the movie.

if you haven't read the manga, it could be worth a watch. but only if you can make sure absurd theories are withing your limits.

p/s: i can't wait for misa amane (the character) to come out in the next episode. she's gonna be the one who makes everything easier for Light Yagami.

overall, i'd give it a 7/10.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

.it's thursday.

it's thursday already. what seems like monday feels soo.... yesterday. it's amazing how fast time passes.

anyway, i'm amazed that it's been so long and our PM still hasn't come out with answers. i'm amazed that our ex-PM threw such hard questions a few weeks ago and without any response. is it something like a fart where we wait till the smell sweeps away.

the skirt issue. i mean, the camera zooming issue. only a fella with a pea sized brain would say that it is the reporter's fault. and what's up with them? they're supposed to be finding the culprit. not waiting there and pointing fingers at idiots. the public is putting too much prominence on this issue.

personally, guys zoom in on girl's thighs all the time. the only thing is we use it with our eyes and not a camera. but this fella probably has the desire to keep it for later use. the useless bastard. never heard of imagination?

and then, we have the issue of Altantuya. First her dad says it's his son. then her mom comes and says no. it's all confusing. wait till the result of the DNA is out. but she's not exactly a model. just someone who maybe did some modelling or looks like a model.

what she is...? she's a failed businesswomen. and although i doubt she came to extort money, we cannot rule out that possibility. it's probable that a failed business could be a motivation. but it's all just assumptions.

so, to all the people out there, keep it real. stop making assumptions. assumptions are dumb.

be safe. respect.

.free Nelson Mandela.

kidding. but i saw a comment that i wanted to reply to. cause the fella was bitchin about me bitchin.

but then i can't find the post which has the comment. WTF?

that's the problem with Blogger's comment system.

anyway, to the fella who's bitchin about me bitchin. why the fuck you worry?


Tuesday, November 14, 2006

.jimmy needs.

i got this activity from aileen who got it from sharlene.

anyway, it's very cute and very absurd. however, i think it gives people a laugh or two.
albeit sometimes at your own expense.

the trick is to type "(you name) needs" into the Google search bar and note down the first or second website that comes out on the search.

Sharlene got :
Sharlene needs a good bitch-slapping

and this is what Aileen got:
Aileen needs to quickly get through another client, but he knocks her out, ties her up, and rapes her.

This is what I got...
Jimmy needs to get laid


here, i did some of my friends' names..

Vincent needs to get over his PTSD and act like a good watchdog. (Poking Tits & Sexual Discharge)

Julian needs someone with a good heart to keep him on the straight and narrow (this is where WaterBun comes in)

Marvin needs attention Of a private sort (this i totally agree)

J.J. Needs a Paternity Test (too many children or confused which one is his?)

Petrus needs him not for. pipefitting or plumbing but to hold things. (weird...)

Juliana needs to be home with her mother and family so that she can feel safe and start the healing process from her dreadful ordeal. (this COULD be true... maybe in the future.)

Sharon Needs to Be Told to Stop Shooting and Start Talking (shoot what?)

Helen Needs To Go Away (muahahahaha)

Joanne needs intellectual stimulation and companionship (she's got plenty)

Tony needs a dog? He doesn’t need a girlfriend, they’re all cuckoo anyway... (hahaha)

Rachel needs 2 get over herself and she needs 2 do it NOW! (right, like now!)

Timmy needs help (how true.. on the dot.)

Jolene needs to gain weight so she can be placed in the best forever home. (wtf? forever home?)

Rory needs to realize that she does need to make some changes in her life (i dunno about this.)

that's all dudes.

Monday, November 13, 2006

.night out in GLO.

here we are in glo for a friend's birthday party. i reached the place earlier than usual and decided to take a walk outside before going back in. besides, there wasn't much people in the club anyway.

i walked to UPR and saw a couple of yellow shirt guys walking around. they were all dressed in the same exact t-shirt with the words "the truth about". they gave out free mineral water.

two of them who were carting trollies of mineral water. they came around and offered me and my friend three bottles. they must've wanted to get rid of it asap.

i was feeling hungry. it's 10.30pm and i haven't had anything for dinner yet. i drank up as much as i could hoping to fill the gap in my stomach.

deciding i've had enough gallons of water to fill a horse, i decided to trot back in. i was blocked by a group of tourists hoping to get into a club. the bouncer was awakened by the rowdy noise and and shouted at them. nothing rowdy or mischievous happened. just some shouting. i couldn't be bothered. i just wanted to get back in to GLO.

i passed them and went back in. before i passed them, i heard them saying "25 ringgits just to go in?"

well, the 25 did include a drink.

before long, the whole place was crowded. men, women.. they were literally all over the place. one thing i liked about GLO was the choice of music. it wasn't totally techno like some shitty clubs. it has the right mix and blend of pop, techno, and rock.

the bar dancers were up and dancing some times. they were sexily clad in revealing clothes and. basically, they had a short skirt and a see-through top.. i guess. but we could all only notice the underwear and bra.

they were dancing and moving and their grooves were good. one of the girls were dancing at the counter beside our table. she was moving her ass in a way that reminded me of the PussyCat Dolls in Buttons. Totally HOT!

anyway, it didn't take long before another attention seeking female move on top of the counter. she was heaved up by her friend. and as soon as she reached the counter, she was moving away to the music. no doubt, her jeans and top make her no match for the bar dancer but she was still a fresh change. everyone was looking this way in a matter of seconds.

they were in a way competing i guess... the bar dancer was adamant to show that she's the best. she moved and danced and did splits.

she reached my table in front of me. and i kinda shyed away from looking up. i mean, it's like looking upskirt. a little bit weird i must say... but my friends were already shouting my name. that made me all the more shy.

yeah, me.. the shy boy.

anyway, what intrigued me was the other girl. she wasn't exactly hot or gorgeous but she can dance... that i can admit. but what a pity...

those bar dancers get paid to dance and strut their stuff. she's showing it all out for FREE.

anyway, a big shout out to those who were there... JumpingJJ, ShortMars, LittlePeng, SinfulYin, MerryMatt and my new found friends.. CheeryCindy and EagerVonne. Happy Birthday JumpingJJ. Oh yeah, met JovialAnne there too (i think i should change her nick to Jolesterol or Cholanne.. she should know why.. haha.. no kidding.. it's dangerous girl.. better take care). She was gorgeous as usual. She brought her guy there with her, OtherMeng (that's cause I know so many "Meng"s and "Ming"s).

I should've camwhored more but i hate dragging my camera all over the place.

.my job.

The jobs I do...nothing much to talk about today.
you know... Monday Blues.

.Spiderman III.

Spiderman III. May 4th

Sunday, November 12, 2006

.my wife and my baby.

finally, my big arse wife rolled into my home yesterday. commitments ohhhh freaking commitments....

basically, it's quite an old car. there are some minor faults here and there and you know, the occasional scratches. but those are only aesthetics as far as i'm concerned.

in terms of handling, engine, automatic transmission and everything mechanical. it works perfectly. it's smooth and sails like the titanic. albeit the titanic did sink... hoping mine wouldn't.

i would've loved black or silver but i guess this could do. at least it's rare. haha.

a more accurate and precise review after some time k?

so, here's my baby and my wife. nothing alike. that's all for now. maybe i'd blog about my outing in GLO next time. my friend's birthday in GLO! *-^


front seats

Friday, November 10, 2006

.movies i miss.

it's been so long since i've been into a cinema. not that one month is that long anyway. but there are a lot of movies i want to watch.

first of all is the covenant. which according to KBF , sucks. but JoVIALann says it should be ok. doesn't matter, their powers are cool.

another movie i want to watch desperately is Death Note. Not because I love the trailer or anything (personally, i think the trailer could've been better).. but because i've read the comic before and believe me, the comic was GOOD. A for suspense and A+ for plot. I don't know about the movie though but there is a continuation to this movie. which means it doesn't end here.

then there's Happy Feet. Those cute little penguins are soooooo freakign adorable. I feel like slitting them and making penguin fin soups. Or I can just like.. hug them and suffocate them till they die.
Kidding. But they're soooo adorable right?

James Bond, Casino Royale? Daniel Craig? Cool! I think I'm gonna love him as James Bond more than Pierce Brosnan just because...
just because.

I know a lot of critics says he's too blond and too ugly and all shit.... but I think he would make a better Bond.

Talladega Nights. Which has Baron Cohen in it. I love that fella in Ali G.

Another one movie coming out soon next month i think is The Curse of The Golden Flower (sucky name I know)... but it stars Jay Chou, Chow Yun Fatt and Gong Li.

I hope it's better and not one of those beautiful but boring WUXIA movies.

personally, I think the influx of wuxia movies is a bit appaling and irritating.


let us all take a moment for my beloved friend's dad who just passed away. may god bless his soul.

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

.love and like.

mom : how was your tuition today?

son : okay.

mom : how was the teacher?

son : okay lor.

daughter : i love my teacher.

mom : u mean "like", "love" and "like" is different you know?

daughter : No! No! I LURRRVE my teacher.

this is the kind of 1337 response i get from my students. no kidding. kids do say the darnest things.

anyway, here's a tribute to jolene's 1337 Satria Neo. Cheers mate.

.menara manmilmeulen...... WTF?

HIE, back in penang!

my interview went ok. at least i think so. you know me, usually i think only the best. no matter how hard i screwed up, i'd still think it's ok.

the only problem that day was the taxi driver. I vividly remember asking for MENARA MILLENNIUM... not MENARA MANULIFE!

fucking dolt. i keep telling him, i don't think this is menara millennium. but he insists that he is correct.

i should've smacked him when i had the chance. damn it.

how come taxi drivers can be so incompetent and yet they keep complaining. improve your service and your fucking brain before you ask for more.

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

.blogging from KL.

i miss my baby. i really do. yesterday i msg-ed back home to check whether my sister has fed her and this is what my mom msg-ed me back:

"Ur baby dun want to go to sleep, getting restles waiting 4 her papa (that's me) at the door. how? i dun know lah."

well, can't really write much. i'm blogging from my uncle's house. yesterday, jolene went out with suan for dinner. i could've been with them together but... all is history now.

Monday, November 6, 2006

.blog is work and saturday was fun.

it's been a while since i've blogged. i mean, really blogged. these past few posts has always been about my dog and my life and whatever bitch i can fill into it.

it's not easy you know, handling a blog, updating one. making it interesting.

it really takes determination, hard work and discipline to keep a blog. kinda like keeping a diary. except diaries are more personal and less intrusive. i can write whatever shit, scold whoever i want in my diary without worrying that someone i know might stumble on it.

of course there's always the privacy issue and leaking issue.

i wondered when i started keeping a blog. it all was a blur and i remember it was because i wanted a place to vent out my frustrations.

during my practicals, i decided to keep a blog cause the situation was really dire. i was probably suffering from depression. i knew i never showed it but work pressure was enormous. coupled with the intense and rigid evaluation criterions, i couldn't breathe much.

so, i kept a blog. a vulgar blog. kinda reminded me of the old KNNBCCB me.
if you read all of my previous posts, you might notice a departure from the vulgar posts to the more mundane vocabularies.

i guess, i've lost all those angst.

maturing is a hard word. i don't think i'm mature. maybe growing.


saturday was fun.. not as much as i want to but nevertheless, fun.

we went for steamboat... although my mom made steamboat in the house. i wonder why i went anyway now i've come to realize it.

but the after dinner pub was cool. i like the atmosphere there. a pub, bar with cool serene surroundings. a place where we can relax, unwind and talk.

the place is called church street bar. located near beach street, penang.

(this is for you HuggyHelen) the scandal is.. can you go to a party for a girl you were trying to court and knowing that she brought her BF?

i don't quite believe i can.

i can act nonchalant, but i think my eyes will betray me and my heart will ache.
but i guess everyone must step up to the plate sometime.

i must learn with the force.

Sunday, November 5, 2006


this site was designed by me. i never knew eeyean really used it till i used google search just now.

wicked. but i would appreciate a link back here. thanks.

Saturday, November 4, 2006

.the dust has not settled.

when i thought finally, when the dust has settled, when i know where i'm going. when i'm sure of a direction. when all hell finally comes together...

i got a call for an interview. in KL.

'ere we go again mates. embarking on a journey out again.

it doesn't really matter whether i get the job or not. what really matters is i get to learn from the experience and get to meet new people.

life is all about networking. the more people we know, the better.

sometimes, we can't really plan everything.
we can try to plan.. yes, but fate and luck decides everything else.

Friday, November 3, 2006

.a lotta turns.

i finally got a favourable response from flextronics. but i'm not counting my chicks yet. you know how these can be, pieces of suckers at times.

anyway, tonight i'm gonna be giving Baby a bath. She's been yearning for it since her 2nd dosage of vaccination. she's practically filthy and smelly. i can't believe she can be so smelly in 3 days. must've been the constant running around.

i just finished my tuition sessions yesterday and i guess i can cope with the work. albeit it could be a bit hard. i mean, me working from 8.30 till 5.30 and i'm back home at roughly 6.30. then i need to prepare and before i can even take a bath, it's already 7. which means it's tuition time. time is hectic, but i love having something to do. at times, it feels like i have a life. i like my schedules packed to the max. that way, i don't need to waste time. i believe my time is limited and i intend to fully utilize it. sundays and saturdays are the only days i get to rest. maybe catch a couple of movies.

life is hard you know, me being the freshie... i'm learning a lot of things and i need to learn them faster.

my wife is coming back home soon. maybe next week if everything goes well. my baby is just waiting for her mom.

like i said, will post pictures of them as soon as she rolls in to my home.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

.this is me, no bulls.

i'm just curious when people put on 2 sides to a face. which one is the real side?

i've had so many friends and so many DIFFERENT friends. sometimes i think i adapt myself to the situation too. so i'm just writing this to remind people and you readers of who i am.

i used to be lazy. always procrastinating. i still do but less.
i used to hate tuitions. but now, slowly i'm getting used and enjoying it.
i am actually quite playful but only in familiar places with familiar faces.
i am actually an extrovert once you know me.
but sometimes i have mood swings. i can be an introvert during certain times.
i'm always wishy-washy. can't really make up decisions.
i love food. i love going on vacations if i get a nice place to rest.
i guess this means i'm a homely person.
i love it when i come home to a clean house.
i don't really like clubbing cause i can't drink. but i love how people can get together and shout and dance there.
i prefer going for yamcha sessions where we can talk our heart out.
i love the movies. i love a lot of movies.
i listen to music less than i want to, but i intend to make it up.
i'm always happy.. no matter with how less i have. but i'm learning the importance of having more.
i never judge people at first but i can be judgemental when i want to.
sometimes i can be temperamental and insensitive but i try my best.
i like the beach.
i like nice things.
i like art.
i love my family.
i like my baby (my shih tzu).
i like new gadgets.
i prefer looking in a car's interior rather their exterior. if the car looks nice in the inside, i couldn't care less about the brand or what colour it is.
i'm not a car fanatic.
i'm a techy geek.
i love new clothes. but sometimes i regret it the next day and wear it less than i loved to.
i love talking and meeting new people and i meet less than i would love to.
i'm insecure at times.
i love my friends and i try to cherish them all, the good and the bad.
but sometimes the bad is really not worth keeping. that's when i don't care about them.
i think highly of those who are close to me, and for those who have hard opinions about me i couldn't care less about their company.
i hate it when people make preconceptions about me. i usually avoid such people.
but everyone makes preconceptions.
i'm trying hard in life and i love this life.
in my 5 years in university, i've learnt a lot of good things, a lot of bad things. got to know a lot of cool people, and even more worse people.
university was not a good experience but i'm grateful for so many things.
i'm grateful for friends who i know and sad for friends who i don't know.
cause i know those who missed out on me is missing the chance of their lifetime.
i'm trying hard in life. i'm slowly evolving, i don't know into what.
yes, i'm wishy-washy.
i love sleeping too, but i couldn't sleep more often than i would love to.
i love going out in small groups. i like going out in big groups.
i like fitting in.
i may talk a lot and say many mean things but i never meant so many of those i said.
i have a hard temper at times. but only in front of my loved ones.
i'm trying to control my temper.
i like red cause it's in my name. but the real colour i like is white and black.
i love white.
i love it when people give me gifts. receiving gifts, no matter how small its such a surprise.

i like the big things, i love the simple things.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

.AIDS on my PC.

my computer doesn't have the run of the mill cold. i suspect it has AIDS!

Tracking cookies, Droppers, Worms, Trojans. It has them all and much more.

and it hasn't even finished the scan yet.


.random lessons.

When we look down, we know how big we are. When we look up, we realize how small we are. When we look in front, we see the obstacles and l...