.memo and shit.

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
having high-tea with git-bak-chang

2. Who will be your next kiss?
my dog, baby.

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
god, no!

4. When is the last time you went to the mall?
when i went to watch Casino Royale. Which is not too long ago.

5. Are you wearing socks right now?
no.

6. When was the last time you went out of the state?
Forgot ady when? must be a couple of months back.

7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
casino royale rawks!

8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
ice lemon tea

9. What are you wearing right now?
slacks and a shirt.

10. Have you been in a car wash?
urm.. i'm too drunk to wash my car sometimes.

11. Last food you ate?
rice with HoneyBee

12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
bluey

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
yes, my jacket.

14. Do you have a pet?
my shitting happy dog, baby.

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
football lar.. or was it wrestling? is wrestling even a sport?

16. What is your favorite class?
english!

17. If you could be anywhere right now where would you be?
with her.

18. What is the last thing you purchased online?
a domain

22. Last play you saw?
those gay stage things? never!

23. What are your plans for tomorrow?
work

24. Who is the last person you commented on my space?
myspace?

25. Ever go to camp?
tons. and learnt a lot of things in the process

26. Were you on the Honor Roll in school?
I was on the Dean's list (kembang giler)

27. What do you KNOW about the future?
that i'm gonna die of liver failure.

28. Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
wearing odour. it's better and it's free.

29. What time is it right now?
1314 pm.

30. Where is your best friend located?
which best friend?

31. Do you have a tan?
i'm dark.. too dark for my liking.

32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
old enough to learn about responsibility

33. Do you collect anything?
yes. jackets.

34. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
this morning.

35. What kind of sheets do you have?
clean and nice ones.

37. Do you like hot sauce?
i like hot girls..... hot sauce? does that mean liquid discharged from hot girls?

38. Last time you showered?
today?

40. What is your mood?
not happy

41. Are you someone's best friend?
maybe.

42. What is the last tv show you watched?
byakuyakou.

43. sex?
why not?

44. shit?
everyday.

45. do you masturbate while eating?
yes. i'm a multitasker

46. do you kill elephants or whales?
all the time.

47. are you a cannibal?
YES!

48. are you GAY?
definitely.

49. do you know that the number 43-48 are all bullshit questions that i created?
[insert your answer here]

Comments

wEn said…
was havin my pandan cake when i was readin tis post...nearly throw it all out when i read quest no.45 haha...mayb i shd try tat...huhuhaha...
J!MMY said…
dude.... this comment is most incriminating! hahaha!

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