Saturday, November 29, 2008

.perbelanjaan melampau.

Gua rasa belanja gua sudah melampau.

Gua tengok jam tangan Bell & Ross Limited Edition. Lepas diskaun, RM10,000. Plus minus le.

Benda cam ini pun gua teringin nak beli, cam mana boleh tak melampau?
Nasib baik gua pandai, Batu Ferringhi ada produk imitasi Gred-A.
Malam ini gua lepak kat Batu Ferringhi.

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Last pic of Maskara Shorties Reunion from Anis.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

.sexy banned.

Great!

Yoga declared 'haram' for Muslims
"Yoga - practices that involve physical movements, worshiping and chanting - is officially prohibited (

MCPX
haram) in Islam, the National Fatwa Council declared today."

Thank god, has it not been the National Fatwa Council (NFC) I'm sure hordes of Muslims would convert to Hinduism after being enlightened by Yoga's superior poses. I mean, who wouldnt? Look at that mean back flip posture. I would definitely be enlightened. Let's look at it this way, I would also convert to Hinduism if my wife's staggering lards of infected tummy can be cured by slow motion provocative postures.

I was pretty pissed off because the NFC did not take action earlier. I mean, the consequences are already showing. Throngs of Muslims are invading temples in Batu Caves in hope of getting their ass converted. I think they failed but nevertheless, imagine having part of your ass practicing Hinduism. How cool would that be?

BTW, have you NFC members not noticed alot of young people nowadays getting their legs converted to Christianity? Just because they're young and rebellious doesn't mean you should neglect them. Go visit Bukit Bintang and have a look-see. Their legs are being demonised. Shuffling.. wtf is that?

They move their epilepsy infected legs on the roadwalk hoping to woo chicks. I wish tomorrow's news would read:

Shuffling declared 'haram' for Muslims
"Shuffle- practices that involve physical movements, epilepsy imitations and severe OCD- is officially prohibited (
MCPX
haram
) in Islam, the National Fatwa Council declared today."

Thank god for NFC, or I wouldn't be sure what would happen to wayward Muslims in this country. Glad they're here to babysit them all to the right path right?

Saturday, November 22, 2008

.b'fast roti canai.

Gua sudah sampai.

Kawan gua belum sampai lagi. Haram jadah mereka ini, kata pukul 8.00 pagi. Gua ingat gua sudah lambat sampai 8.35 tapi batang hidung mereka masih hilang. Nasib gua tak sampai pukul 8. Kalo tak, sudah terkapai-kapai mulut gua mencaci mereka sekarang.

Kalo boleh, ku rasa breakfast pun tak payah lah makan. Siap skip sampai lunch aje. Baru macho (tak ada duit tu alasan tak nampak macho aje. Beli baju baru? Tak macho baju tu. Makan kat Starbucks? Tak macho lah, baik pekena teh tarik Mamak Ali aje.)

Tak macholah duduk sorang sorang dekat kedai kopi tunggu kawan. Kalo tunggu makwe gua takpe, ni tunggu batang pulak. Tak pe, gua sabar. Kan orang kata sabar itu separuh daripada iman. Whatever le.

Sambil gua duduk tu, terfikir pulak gua nak layan sebatang rokok. Tapi gua dah berhenti.

Actually, gua takde duit beli rokok. Gua rasa rokok itu membazir. Lebih hebat daripada minyak kereta. Duit minyak boleh turun, duit rokok sejak gua darjah satu sampai sekarang tak pernah turun lagi.

Gua tahan, pekena teh tarik dulu.

Gua nak panggil roti canai. Mak cik itu tak endahkan gua. Dah berkali kali dia lalu tepi gua? Gua tak cukup hensemkah?

Gua check pakaian, kaca mata hitam, semua package gua sudah buat. Takkan nak suruh gua tanggalkan baju? Tak boleh makcik, ini kedai kopi tepi jalan... bukan bilik I.

Sudah 15 minit gua masih belum order roti gua lagi. Gua berfikir lama, macam mana nak menarik perhatian makcik ini.

"Kak! Roti satu." gua jerit.

Makcik itu mengangguk. 2 minit kemudian, makcik datang dengan roti gua.

Gua senyum. Gua rasa, gua boleh menipu demi roti canai. Konfirm gua masuk neraka nanti.

p/s: I'll be in Klang/KL on the 6th and 7th December. Come to think of it, I'm getting tired of KL.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

.updates today.

1. Back from KL last Sunday. Was pretty tired. SillySeng is back for this week.
2. Had a gathering yesterday at Sunday's Cafe. Wonderful event. PeskyPet told us that JustJJ's birthday was over. We felt so guilty. Dun worry, I smell a party coming soon this weekend or next.
On a side note, I'm beginning to hate KornyKhoo cause he never calls to cancel. He just skips the event eventhough he made RSVP.
3. I'll be heading down to KL later in the morning, probably around 4 am. Will be sleepy.
4. Hajar's wedding is this weekend. Can't wait to see everyone once again.

The end.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

.punched by Ironman.

We were at Pavillion, sitting at the lounge area in front of Prada and Gucci or whatever.

There was a couple sitting in front of us. Directly opposite.

We noticed them. The guy was normal, short hair, soft looking.. typical. The girl was ok, just that she had a caved in face.

After 2 minutes, SillySeng said "Eh, you see the girl in front of me"

"Yeah, why?"

"She looks like SimplySue if SimplySue was punched in the face by Ironman"

I laughed out loud. So typical of him to describe someone in the most effective way.

Monday, November 17, 2008

.President of USA.

I asked him who's the current President of USA.

In his attempt to look outdated and impervious to current issues.

He said "George Clinton".

Clearly, his attempt failed.

Friday, November 14, 2008

.need and like.

For the longest time, I wanted to be cool. Wanted to travel the world, be an artist. Live life day after day scraping enough just to get by. I guess its all perception. I was never good in maths, at least never THAT good.

Now I have a 9 to 5 job (9 to 6 to be exact), a steady income, responsibilies.. or rather burdens. I realize its not easy to change. Its not easy to leave everything and go do something I like.

So I'm taking things one step at a time. Doing things little by little. Knowing that I have the choice to be responsible and at the same time, embark on something I enjoy.. part time.

p/s: me in KL for a couple of days. hopefully, will bring SillySeng back with me.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

.peluh Tok Rimau.

Blog ini berhenti sekejap untuk soalan penting tahun 2008.

Gua cakap Tok Rimau kontrol peluh.
Tok Rimau cakap dia manusia biasa. Berpeluh gak. Tapi peluh dia bau strawberry.
Gua musykil. Apa agaknya bau kentut dia?
p/s: just when I though Malaysian productions were getting good. Along comes Antoo Fighter to destroy all hopes I ever had.

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I'm reading Turning Thirty by Mike Gayle. It seems like it wont be long before I myself would come at that turning point. Turning Thirty... I wonder how different it would be from now.

Would I have a wife and maybe a kid to call my own?
Would I have a steady multimillion dollar business?
Would I have travelled the world?
Would I be happy?

Or would I just be here, in front of this same exact PC at the same exact place with minimal pay increment.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

.KL Trip - Conclusion.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

.those were the days.

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its amazing how years pass by.
so stop ranting and lets go celebrate life!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

.Maskara Shorties Detour.

Malam sudah menjelang, hari pun sudah gelap. Gua pakai baju putih favourite gua. Gua takde date dengan makwe malam ini. Gua mahu berjumpa lecturer gua. Dia bukan perempuan. Lelaki.

Bukan apa, gua tak nak kalah kepada 'charisma' dia. Sampai kat sana, gua tengok dia layan tetamu. Tersenyum gua, mengingatkan gua kepada masa masa language camp dulu.

November 1 8.30 malam adalah malam skreening Maskara Shorties di Rumah Pena. Gua dah cakap, kalau lu tak pi, lu lugi (aksen Bahasa Cina keluar dah).

Gua sampai dan mak aii.... terkejut dengan bilangan orang yang mengunjunginya.. bukan main banyak sampai hampir nak kalah konsert Nasyid Fasha Sandha. Huhuhu. Makan minum di sini free. Awek cantik serve. Gua tonyeh aje apa yang ada dalam mulut.

Tak sampai 10 minit, gua dah berpeluh. Busuk menusuki satu arena. Tok G pandai, dia pakai deodoran kat satu badan, sebab itu tak nampak sangat peluh dia. Tapi busuk tu busuk juga. Dia kontrol macho, kalo peluh itu boleh kontrol, memang dia kontrol jugak. Sebab dia selebriti, filem dia dah nak ditayangkan.

Gua layan filem dia. Kami semua layan filem dia.

Berapa inci diameter agaknya hidung Tok G masa itu?

Kosmo 1, Kosmo 2. Review Grip Phone 1, Review Grip Phone 2.

The gang minus HappyHunny and PreggieShima.

Friday, November 7, 2008

.today.

it's 9.20.

I just wish it'd all go away and leave me alone. I feel terrible.

p/s: on a different note, some people are just retarded.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

.KL Trip - Part 2.

For MASKARA SHORTIES. Click HERE.

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*next post : KL Road Trip DETOUR - Maskara Shorties*

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

.KL Trip - Part 1.

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

.updates.

Gua sudah balik. Gambar ada. Biar gua kompile dulu, nanti bertaburan macam tahi lembu yang baru dipijak.