Yoga declared 'haram' for Muslims
"Yoga - practices that involve physical movements, worshiping and chanting - is officially prohibited (haram) in Islam, the National Fatwa Council declared today."
Thank god, has it not been the National Fatwa Council (NFC) I'm sure hordes of Muslims would convert to Hinduism after being enlightened by Yoga's superior poses. I mean, who wouldnt? Look at that mean back flip posture. I would definitely be enlightened. Let's look at it this way, I would also convert to Hinduism if my wife's staggering lards of infected tummy can be cured by slow motion provocative postures.
I was pretty pissed off because the NFC did not take action earlier. I mean, the consequences are already showing. Throngs of Muslims are invading temples in Batu Caves in hope of getting their ass converted. I think they failed but nevertheless, imagine having part of your ass practicing Hinduism. How cool would that be?
BTW, have you NFC members not noticed alot of young people nowadays getting their legs converted to Christianity? Just because they're young and rebellious doesn't mean you should neglect them. Go visit Bukit Bintang and have a look-see. Their legs are being demonised. Shuffling.. wtf is that?
They move their epilepsy infected legs on the roadwalk hoping to woo chicks. I wish tomorrow's news would read:
Shuffling declared 'haram' for Muslims
"Shuffle- practices that involve physical movements, epilepsy imitations and severe OCD- is officially prohibited (haram) in Islam, the National Fatwa Council declared today."
Thank god for NFC, or I wouldn't be sure what would happen to wayward Muslims in this country. Glad they're here to babysit them all to the right path right?
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