Sunday, December 30, 2007


i think comprehensible speech is not a specialty for malaysian ministers. i'm really getting more and more disappointed with malaysia. especially with the way they're debating on live television. recently our information minister went on al-jazeera and his eloquent speech could be described as the size of my dog's nuts. my dog's a bitch so.. yeah, non existent.

please choose people with at least some poise and professionalism in their speech. 


to all my readers, happy new year. found a really awesome card.


let's have a recap of my 2007. 

i found a new job which is really not that promising. i'm beginning to hate the pressure.
i found financial freedom and realized that i'm a spendthrift.
loved and lost (kind of like a cycle)
sold my car cause she's being whiny and bitchy.
got my first notebook.
my third infection which totally screwed me over.
almost.. almost gave up drinking. (still trying)
almost.. almost gave up clubbing. (still learning)

nothing much...

let's have a recap of the most memorable things in 2007.

1. suzuki swift sport.
2. iphone for knowing that people who purchased them are dumb.
3. eye of malaysia for knowing that people who got up on them are dumb.
4. malaysia's first astroNUT for being a pretty faced "space visitor"
5. arsene no longer in arsenal. (even almost rhymes)
6. bhutto died. and the front page is splashed wide with her white albino face.
7. hundreds of mat rempit died and not reported.
8. BERSIH and HINDRAF rally. and our ministers appearing dumb on live television.
9. Judiciary fuck up... like old pals BlackCal and SillySeng. they're pretty screwed up too the way they're thinking dirty and all.

Friday, December 28, 2007

.one day in hat yai.

Its really quite easy to get to Thailand for cheap and spend some time shopping in Hatyai.

First of all, there's no Chatuchak Market in Hatyai, don't expect extremely ridiculous cheap stuffs. However, you can expect some cheap junk food and nice tomyam.
I woke up early in the morning and started our journey at 11.00 am. We reached the border in almost two hours. (i think only cause my bro's driving)

anyway, the border is kinda generic, you can park your car at the duty free zone and move from there. we parked our car there for a couple of bucks and took the taxi over to Hatyai. It costs RM50 per taxi. sat in an ugly smelly volvo while the others took the Honda Accord. Damn!

Anyway, the tuk tuk vans there are really a cheap bargain. Costing somewhat RM1-Rm10 per trip. RM10 is already 100 baht and believe me, not many costs that much. Try to go in a group so you can get to your place without the hassle of finding other passengers. If not, it will be more expensive.
We tried the Tom Yam, Oyster, Bird's nest, sharkfin and mango rice. The coconuts there are abundant. It's literally littered with stalls selling coconut drinks. my heaven!

anyway, its all clean cheap fun. I didn't do anything hanky panky... not even during the massage.


Wednesday, December 19, 2007


tomorrow's a holiday but i think i'll be stuck at home doing more WORK!

sucks being me.... T.T "

p/s: To all, Happy Hari Raya Haji.

Monday, December 17, 2007


with regards to some personal revamp, my life has changed and my blog has been moved. if you've reached this page, it doesn't make you any smarter than the caterpillar on my rose plant. it just means i'm smarter than your average frog cause my redirect page worked.

ok, as of 17.12.2007, my page has moved to please update your bookmark or your puny lousy brain.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

.R3 Gen 2.

I was walking along the corridors of Carrefour when I spotted the awesome looking Toyota Vios 2007 edition. Then, I was browsing through the car and seats and asking around the differences between the economical and grande edition when something from Malaysia caught my eye. 

Yes, it's a Proton. No doubt, many of you lament the design of Proton and the build quality. But having a look at this beauty, doesn't kill to hope to wish that they could have improved their build quality. 

The Gen 2 special edition is available in Proton Hasfas Auto Sdn Bhd. They will be importing the R3 body kits which includes all the rear, front and side skirtings, front and back SE lights, 17 inch alloy rims for the 1.6 edition or the 15 inch alloy rims for the 1.3 edition.

Quality wise, the engine and internal structure are all the same. don't expect any difference from your factory mould Gen 2. However, for only 58k, I would say this is really not a bad bargain. 

Note! No engine modifications from R3 or no internal design modifications from R3!

Front fascia of the wonderful R3 edition

Singular line of customized user colour

15 inch alloy rims for the 1.3 edition

LED lights for the wonderful R3 edition.

To ask more or to get more info, contact Nur Anuar Ahmad Ali at 012-4275520. Located at B.M Padang Lallang. Office numbers are 5303007 or 5394010.

Preview of this vehicle is also available at Sunway Carnival Mall. They're giving a 4k discount if you purchase before 2008.


Celebrated my staff's girlfriend's birthday in Nandos yesterday. After that, headed over to watch I am Legend. Will Smith is awesome yet again... don't you just hate him for being soooo freaking good sometimes.


Have you ever had the feeling like you just ate something bad? like ... really bad?

almost as if you stuffed something into Britney's vagina and left it there to rot for 1 month before drying it out in the sun for another 3 hours before trying to mould it into an ice cream caramel look alike?

The result came out looking like a bad case of mashed potato in an earthquake striked africa... and you decided to sell it?

My friend MiniVin had a first hand experience on this foul looking, evil incarnated, pudgy tasting mashed potato.

Try it... who knows.. it might be your taste. Some people have strange peculiar taste buds.

the evil corporate identity?

Friday, December 14, 2007

.pissy mood to squishy mood.

How to get pissed off and refresh your mood early in the morning.

First of all, drive to work waking up like a mountain gorilla.
Then, proceed to drive to work in a hurry without breakfast.

Then spot a minute looking MyVi ahbeng edition on the road. Make sure he is on the right lane which is the lane to freaking TURN.
Give the ahbeng inside the MyVi ABE a passionate stare like you just killed his whole family.

Make sure you ignore him like a fly after that.
Proceed to GO straight after the traffic turns green.
He will follow you although he is on the wrong lane.

Then overtake the trailer in front.
Be sure to look behind and rest assured, he will tailgate you with his White MyVi ABE after a while.

Proceed to piss him off by driving slower at the same time giving him ample space to overtake you. After he overtakes you...

Make sure he stops at the lane with more cars at the traffic junction. Proceed to laugh at him when you pass him into the lane with less cars at the traffic junction.

then jerk off and squirt all over the window on his side of the lane as he overtakes your car after getting the green light.
Let him overtake you at the same time you squirt off.

Wipe off...

the GRIN on your face before proceeding.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


I had an interesting and rather dumb conversation with MiniVin the other day.
Me : I hate this drink.
Minivin : You don't like it doesn't mean you hate it k? If you hate it, it must mean you don't like it.
Me : But I hate it. I also don't like it.
Minivin : If you don't like it, doesn't mean you hate it k? It's like if you open your pants doesn't mean you're going to take a leak or shit.
Me : Ok, I hate it. Like I said, I hate it.
Minivin : If you don't like it, doesn't mean you hate it.
Me : Fuck you, I hate it and I don't like it.

Minivin : ... oh, OK...

Believe me, me and LovelyYin were in fits by the end cause some people can be sooooo hardfuckingheaded.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

.my take on the Macbook.

Here's a lowdown on my new Macbook. Nothing biggie about the Macbook except the design and awesome OS. I'm really warming up to the new OsX Panther. Total awesomeness. And with the new integrated Intel Pentium Core 2 Duo in the Macbook, it can boot up in Windows. This means I dont have to miss out on all the goodness in the Microsoft department.
The first thing you notice or the main reason you pay premium price for a Macbook is simple, the design. The casing is solid and the closure incorporates a magnetic strip instead of the
 usual latch by all other notebooks. I expect this design to be incorporated in other manufacturers soon because it is so much simpler and the latch is really prone to wear and tear.

Opening your first Macbook is really like having sex for the first time. The anticipation and excitement of loading it up and gearing it on. I was not talking about the sensual pleasure of the sexual process k?

Overall, the Macbook is to die for and something I never regretted getting. Although now that my company is giving me a budget for a new laptop, it kinda pisses me off cause I could've gotten the 20 inch iMac.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

.the enchanted.

the enchanted was awesome. got me smiling. and giselle was to DIE for. the movie is a really happy go lucky movie which got the whole cinema smiling at the end. cute, innocent chicks are so much more adorable than practical beautiful women.

Amy Adams did the role perfectly with her curled fingers and her innocent smile. James Marsden and Patrick Dempsey also did the movie justice but their role lacks the punch and the effect portrayed by Amy Adams. The two guys just didn't need to bring as much on to the table as Amy did.

i'd give the movie a must watch, but not with a bunch of testosterone filled guys yearning for some action.

Friday, December 7, 2007

.lovely malaysia.

A lot has been circulating in the blogs and in the media about the recent events of public demonstration (particularly by Hindraf).

These issues and street demonstrations have brought unrest to the society and public alike. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't and didn't give a damn about it. I don't want to think about it, don't want to know about it, don't even want to shit about it.

I'm a chinese and by no means am I supporting any parties regarding this issue. This is not because I'm a cold blooded-know nothing-don't give a fuck citizen. The fact of the matter is, not much has been revealed by the media about the root of the cause. If I hadn't done an internet search on this issue, I would've never know what the ramble is on about. Other than the fact that there were thousands of scrambled signatures to be sent to the British embassy on a piece of lousy tree bark (paper).

You see, the thing that sparked this post is the headlines today. Terror links. It seems the government is suspecting terrorism by the Hindraf group. Also, previously I've read about the possible ISA act against the Hindraf rally supporters.

These media reports are all events that scare the public and caution them against the Hindraf group. We're all warned against and told to stay away from the evil entity that is Hindraf. I mean, their allegations today are debatable at best..

KUALA LUMPUR: There are signs lately that the Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf) is trying to garner support from terrorist groups, the police charged yesterday.

Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan said Hindraf has also set up a fund by misleading the public into believing that the money is to finance its activities.

With the abundant police force and the importance of this issue stressed by the PM as well as the attention given by the world on this issue (now this issue is minute and the Omaha shooting case takes precedence)... this is all they can find connecting Hindraf and terrorism? If the media or the police has allegations that the public fund is misused, pls tell us how the fuck they are being misused.

Take this from me, I am no supporter of Hindraf. I think the illegal assembly is laughable at best. If they've collected as many signatures as they've claimed they did... Why can't they just send one fucking person to send the stupid letter? Why do they have to make such a big hoohah out of it by having "PEACEFUL" street demonstrations to send one fucking letter? In show of support? Fuck it, they have the signatures to show support.

I don't want this issue to prolong as much as it has. I'm really getting sick of it in the newspaper. Hell, I would've gladly read "PARIS HILTON SHOWS OFF HER PANTIES" than this issue.

Pls bring out the root of the issue, the original letter sent to the British embassy signed by so many almighty supporters and put it on the frontpage, the public will thank you for it.

Then if it is as the ministers said.. invalid accusations, explain it, deny it with proof and let this issue REST forever or forever help us GOD cause PARIS might just do it.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Monday, December 3, 2007

.so far so good.

dear readers,

sorry for not updating so long. been really freaking busy. can't really blame me for having a lousy life right? well, life's like that.. work, rest, work, rest... bitch around.

ok, so far my health is recuperating. i'm still only 50% better. but other than that, i'm working at 100% ability. work is piling like a bunch of loaded gattling gun.

my love life. i have none, so.. i can be considered single. works well for me so far. i need the time to concentrate. maybe a little while longer.

family. family is good. bro's birthday is coming up soon. other than that, everything's dull.

my personal life.... now that's something.
spent the whole saturday in Tao Lounge with minivin and jollyyeap for minivin's birthday. then on sunday, simplysue organized a farewell dinner in her house. she and her whole family is migrating to KL. maybe they'll have a luncheon in some hotel if they're migrating to another country. that'll be cool right?

tao lounge on sat night

we re-celebrated minivin's birthday in suyi's dinner party. had an awesome time but was forced.. keyword here is forced.. to leave sooner than i expected. had a friend i need to fetch in USM.

pictures might come later. :)
also, bought tons of gadgets, might post a long review soon.
among the new stuffs in my collection. levi's dark glasses, oakley wiretap silver titanium & a macbook 2.2 ghz white.
something like this.. but not exactly the same...
oakley wiretap silver titanium

macbook. my true love.

.random lessons.

When we look down, we know how big we are. When we look up, we realize how small we are. When we look in front, we see the obstacles and l...