Saturday, January 31, 2009

Kek Lok Si @ Wednesday.

Friday, January 30, 2009

.back.

This is a crazy "Niu" year. 'Nuff said. I'm totally exhausted.

Pics will come once I get them.

oh, my boobs just got done. They aren't really that fantastic. Personally, I'm a bit disappointed. It doesn't feel the same tweeting and fondling your own implanted nerveless boobies.

I decided to remove it after 5 hours of foreplay. Hopefully Nintendo Wii can come out with an awesome "fondling cum moaning" game. That'll rock.

//end of disgusting GRS @ tranny rant. will resume to normal by the next post.//

Thursday, January 22, 2009

.hiatus.

Dear all,

I will be on a long hiatus from blogging due to Medical reasons. I will most probably be back after CNY 31st of Jan or 1st of February. When I return from my GRS (Gender Reassignment Surgery), please refer to me as Jessica instead of Jimmy.

Also, I'm thinking of a new blogspot address to accommodate my new identity. notaboy-notyetawoman.blogspot.com seems to be a good idea.

Once I feel that my body reflects the person inside, I will utilize all my free time to fondle my breasts.

Thank you.
Jessica to be.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

.yummy coconuts.

thanks to Edzil & Cheryl, we had coconuts. It was superb.

Monday, January 19, 2009

.so random.

random pic from my handset. i attended Hitz.fm party @ Slippery Senoritas, Upper Penang Road. Managed to catch Hujan perform with Ean and Prem as the emcee. Support local.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

.minyak Shell gua.

pukul 4 Hunny call gua. bukan 3 atau 5 atau 6 tapi 4. gua rasa macam mata gua baru exercise ketuk ketampi aje. letih gila macam nak runtuh kelopak mataku.

tapi takpe, Hunny datang. gua kena layan.

gua pun bangun dan gosok gigi, set rambut... pakai baju (apabendenya.. tentulah gua pakai baju tak naked) pakai seluar kemudian gua naik kereta Suzuki Swift gua.

gua tengok minyak dah nak habis. takpe, mesti cukup. gua ambil Hunny dari stesen bus kemudian gua akan bergegas ke Stesen Shell terdekat.

Gua nak guna Butterworth Outer Ring Road. Kena bayar tol tapi lagi cepat sampai. takpe, nanti si Puteri Hunny ini tunggu gua.


(5 minit kemudian)


Gua telefon Hunny : Eh Hunny, kereta gua habis minyak. Sekarang tengah jalan pergi stesen minyak mintak botol isi minyak kejap. Ko tunggu ye.

Hunny tak marah. Gelak saja.

Gua dalam hati mencaci Shell. Lebih kilometer konon. Gua dah kira, sama saja dengan Mobil atau Petronas.

Tetiba, mat rempit sebelah lalu. Nampak gua. Gua tak kisah. Lagi dua lalu. Gua takut kena rompak. Langkah gua semakin cepat.

"Phweeettt...woit!" salah satu Mat Rempit menjerit ke arah gua.

dari situ, gua mengambil langkah seribu.
gua lari. takut kena rogol. Dalam langkah seribu itu, gua tahu punggung gua tak pernah berhenti mengemut.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Hunny and Jason.

esok Hunny datang ke Penang. We'll be hanging out and having great times.
The last time both of us hanged out was during the KL trip.

@CyberJaya

Can't wait to see her. We're planning to see Jason Mraz. *-^
I'm thinking Rock Zone @ RM138

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

.polaroids.

i still love polaroids.

water&sleep: masquerade on flickr
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this Chick vs Dick episode is sooo fucking funny.


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

.sexyback.

the view is beautiful. i clenched my teeth and danced to the rhythm of Justin Timberlake's "Sexyback". God didn't engineer my legs and hands to dance. I know that now.

I just wished it wasn't forever immortalized in print.

Monday, January 12, 2009

update FB with Twitter.

see that sidebar with the title "my updates". Those are simultaneously updated with my Facebook shoutouts. Courtesy of Twitter.

If you want to integrate this nifty gadget into your blog. Pls do so.

First you gotta log in to Facebook and add the Twitter application.

Then you'll need to enable Twitter automatically updating your FB shoutouts.

Create a new sidebar for HTML/Script. Now add this into your sidebar:

< @ div id="twitter_div">
< @ ul id="twitter_update_list">< @ /ul>< @ /div>
< @ script src="http://twitter.com/javascripts/blogger.js" type="text/javascript">< @ /script>
< @ script src="http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/username.json?callback=twitterCallback2&count=5" type="text/javascript">< @ /script>

(remove the red @)

Edit the 5 with the number of updates you wish to see listed.
Edit the username with your username in Twitter.

Voila, you're done.

Now the only problem is your twitter updates will show in both FB and here. But if you update your shoutout on FB, it won't show in twitter and on your blogspot.

If only it worked both ways.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

.Ipoh Trip.

SCM shit.

Pacaldo doing his stuff.

Team DOMO.


it was great fun. kthnxbai.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

.bedtime stories.

it must seem absolutely boring talking about Bedtime Stories for those of you who've watched it but for those who didn't, I'd try to make it simple and nothing too spoiler-ish.

yesterday, JollyJules, AbsolutAen, MasterMai and me went to watch Bedtime Stories. It started off like hell.

I couldn't find AbsolutAen's place. MasterMai came late by 15 minutes. JollyJules and me was crazee hungry. We bought lots of popcorn and cheezels as well as twisties and stuffed them down our tummy in a lame attempt to tone down the hunger. By the time I sat inside the cinema, the caramel-less popcorn was half empty/full.. whatever.

But the movie was absolutely funny and hilarious. Its more of a toned down slapstick comedy and you really have to relax, take a chill pill and enjoy the movie with an open mind. Crazee funny I tell you.

One of the funniest part was having the Brit guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Aldous Snow), Russell Brand. He was absolutely hilarious.

And then there was these crazy stories that Adam Sandler keep making up which makes it less of a dramantic movie but more of a comantic movie. the first few minutes have to be bared with since there's the usual jokes they try to add in.

i'd say if you like Mr Deeds, then this is a one notch up version.

and oh, Teresa Palmer was hot as Violet.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

.OMG its 2009.

sorry for not updating and neglecting this site for some time. i was swamped with work. i still am but i'm giving myself a break for a while.

this year i plan to start it with a bang. by not caring about what i spend. spend it like its nobody's business. get into debt. get carried away. enjoy.

then suffer once i get enough of it. how's that for a plan?

i hold back too much because i'm scared to do the things i love. what's wrong with being irresponsible? truthfully, there's so much more to life than worrying about doing the right thing. getting into the right track. making the right choices.

saving money.. pfft... economy crisis.. pfft...

I'm 26 this year and 26 seems like a big number but it actually isn't. it seems like yesterday i was 21. or 18. or whatever. i love getting old. but maybe one of these days I'd want to stop the plus count. I dunno, say around 30? I'd love to forever roam the world at 30. It seems like the world is ours for the taking at 30. I'd always imagine myself being ready for everything at 30. Life, love, career, financial... everything. Bring it on.

my brother's out in Japan now. i want to visit him @ Japan not for the exquisite culture and beautiful places or experience. I just need to be there for the pussies. Amen.

now, i bought myself some tobacco leaves. I just need to make a bong/pipe.

Monday, January 5, 2009

.blog updates.

gua tak ada masa blog. ekonomi meleset.

yeah, ekonomi mengganggu gaya hidup gua.

sumpah lain kali gua bayar bil TM.