Thursday, May 29, 2008

.bail me out.

It's 3 going to 4 pm.

My handphone rang.

I picked it up. "Hello?"

Minivin: Woi, minivin here. You free ah? Need your help leh?

Me: Why? What happened? (ultra busybody mode)

Minivin: I'm at Pacific eating. You know the stall in front of bla bla bla...

Me: Yeah, I know the place. Corner one which sells awesome bubble tea and choc cakes.

Minivin: Yes, that one. I kinda forgot I left my wallet in the car.

Me: Cool.

Minivin: And my car is parked far away. I need some help here.

Me: Hahahaha (smirks like a bitch).

Minivin: Come now can?

Me: Call me daddy!

Minivin: ...........

Me: Ok lar. I'll be there. Dun wan to add trauma to your episode.

See, how freaking awesome superhero friend I am. I left all my job and went on a 15 minute drive just to bail my friend out from potential life threatening embarrassment which will haunt him for a very very long time. Maybe till his midlife crisis.

But seriously, a very friendly message to all you buggers out there. Never EVARRRR purchase if you don't have bills or plastic. Somehow I have a feeling this favour will last me a very long time of guilt leverage.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

.Liaoning Girl rants abt Sichuan

p/s: notice the girl beside her is laughing so hard her arse fell off.

p/s/s: sorry about the lack of updates in my life. been really busy lately, also didn't get a chance to post pictures from Pet's bday party at Fuel autocity. Will do the next time I compile all the pics.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

.UM fuck up.

I'm too tired from yesterday's TT and my DIY for my boot dampening. But still reading this e-mail forwarded by my friend took me by surprise.

I think it's truly absurd and freaking dumb.

We advocate compassion, the bible (regardless of religion) advocates mercy.
You know, the majority never scares us when they rise against the minority. Its the minority that scares us when they rise against the majority. Wonder why?

This fella is a special nut case. Total lack of confidence in his country, his people, his law and his culture.

Light transliteration of text from second pic:

"I call upon especially our Malay scholars. Appreciate our ancestor's fight to ensure Malaysia is free from the tyranny of outsiders. We scholars should prove that we are worthy and are the best choice to lead this country.... bla bla bla.. I also call upon our Malay scholars to prepare and arm for any untoward incidences as the non-native people today rise against (the government). Be prepared and lets not let the enemy take us by surprise. Don't let Malaysia fall into the hands of the wrong people."

Anything which I transliterated that totally distorts the meaning? I doubt it.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

.kick monster ass.

found this in Yasmin's blog.

Damn funny I tell you and sooo adorably cute...

Can I adopt her?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

.FHM Online Top 50.

tell me...
who wouldn't fall in love with someone who has eyes like that, lips like that and a stare like that.

p/s: besides those in my blogroll, if you like... can visit Cili Tey, AbsolutJay, or BabyAdeline punya blog also. whatever rocks your boat ppl.

.found fiqa.

finally found my favourite MDG, Fiqa. :)
I wrote about her here. faster go to my blogrolls.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

.tandas tak cukup.

Sue sudah banyak kali berulang alik ke tandas dari tempatnya. Aku duduk dalam bilik aku memerhatikan gerak langkahnya.

Sudah tidak sabar aku memerhatikan Sue.

Akupun bertanya "Sue, sakit perutkah kamu ini? Atau sedang menghilangkan najis bertubi tubi?"

Sue senyum tidak bersemangat. "Tandas perempuan ada orang. Dah lama. Selalu macam ini."

Haruka menyampuk pula "Masuklah bilik air lelaki. Aku tolong tengokkan."

"Mana boleh? Nanti dalam ada orang macam mana?" aku pun tanya.

Haruka berkata "Kita tengok-tengok dulu sebelum masuk. Tak apa."

"Kalau macam itu, untunglah aku." senyum aku.

"Kenapa?" Tanya Sue.

"Lain kali ada orang dalam bilik air lelaki aku pun akan tengok-tengok dalam bilik air perempuan"

"Jahat..." marah Sue dan Haruka serentak.

Friday, May 16, 2008

.Here in my home.

You know, there are more and more violence in Malaysia nowadays rather than ... say... a decade ago.

Or was it because we're not that advanced then, people were not that literate, crimes would go unreported previously? I don't really think so. Pardon me for being so sarcastic and pessimistic about today's culture or lifestyle but I would've thought that as Malaysia advances both culturally and technologically, people would know better, think smarter.

Back then, we never heard of Mat Rempits, bombings of political buildings, kidnappings, molesting and raping, killing, bribes... you know, the likes.

I'm glad that someone, somewhere decided to do something about it, to inspire.

A song generated by Malaysians for Malaysians pro bono.

Here in My Home. a project done by Malaysian Artists For Unity.

from MAFU "did you ask what this is all about? it’s about love."

Thursday, May 15, 2008


Ok, have just found Hanis of MDG's belog. She's this super duper cute girl I used to support in MDG. I wrote about her here.

Besides her, I sapport giler Fiqa. Does anyone know whether Fiqa has a belog? I loved her in MDG.

Oh and the quake in China is devastating. My heart and prayers goes out to the victims and their families.

I hate missing the TESL Reunion 2006 at The Curve this Sat.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

.annoying MMS.

There's an absurdly large amount of emails saying that they've got millions of dollars and need my account to bank in those cash so that they can gain/profit from it illegally. And in return, I get like.. certain percentages. I still remember the first time I got this msg, it was around 8 years ago. Boy, ecstatic can die wei. I thought wtf money coming in for free?

Now, its beginning to get annoying after like the 10,000th time they send these messages. It's kind of like those dumb Maxis sending you idiotic MMSes and SMSes for god knows what occasion. Their promotion is good, I mean, easy way to reach out to their customers at a very short time. Believe me, do not underestimate the power of telco.

However, I never bother cause as soon as I see the messages from Maxis, 26200 or those shitty lame ass numbers, I delete them.

However, today I've decided that enough is enough. I wrote them a reply.

"Hi Maxis, in view of your moronic stupid useless waste of money MMS/SMS advertisements which do nothing but annoy the hell out of me, I hereby advise you to fire the team who came up with this idea. Pls also fire the manager who approved this idea. In fact, fire everyone in Maxis for not having brains to identify a retarded idea like this. Kthnxbai."

Friday, May 9, 2008

.I wonder I will.

"Hope" is the thing with feathers-- That perches in the soul-- And sings the tune without the words-- And never stops--at all-- Emily Dickenson

I wonder whether I will find the woman I love, cherish her and come home everyday thinking how lucky I am.
I wonder whether I'll whisper to her ears every night.
I wonder whether I'll have the courage to forgive her for her past and accept her as she is.
I wonder whether I'll hug her when I'm old.
I wonder whether I'll have the courage to devote myself to her and her only.

I wonder whether I'll be able to love my children as much as my parents did.
I wonder whether I'll be able to teach them into humans, not monsters.
I wonder whether I'll have the courage to forgive them... again and again and again.
I wonder whether I'll be able to accept them as they are, no matter how different they are.
I wonder whether I'll be able to love them no matter how imperfect they are.

I wonder..
and I hope I will.

p/s: I emptied my Gmail, hope it wont bite back. Just random "select all, delete" actions.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008


sorry for not updating my blog for so long. been kinda busy. also Donut came into my life and left before a week. Donut was a cute 9 weeks old Shih Tsu. It was attacked by a virus and died 2 days later.

My heart and soul goes out to her.

.random lessons.

When we look down, we know how big we are. When we look up, we realize how small we are. When we look in front, we see the obstacles and l...