.impersonating me.

this is a real story.

as some of you know i need to go for regular medical check-ups in Selayang Hospital. it seems that my next appointment is on the 22nd of this month.

but my previous appointment was somewhere during the semester holidays.

due to my commitment to my tuition class, i had to lie. i admit, it wasn't actually a good thing but i need time to rest. hey, i'm only human.

so, i told the administrator... rather "clerk" in the office that i was going to take a two weeks off for a medical check-up. although the actual trip would only last for 1 to 2 days and the rest would be spent wandering around kl and penang... i can't really tell him that.

so, the stupid clerk told my students that i was going for an operation in KL.

I was like WTF?

but i didn't know about it till i was supposed to come back. i did make frequent calls back to the centre and he did call me to ask for some information.

every conversation was like an imagination. imagining the condition in the hospital (which is easy cause i've had lots of experiences) and sometimes pretending that the place is lonely and i'm bored but... when in fact i was having the time of my life shopping and wandering around in KL and Penang.


anyway, i came back a few weeks ago and started teaching my students back.

it seems that one of the form 4 students "missed" me so much, that he fucking impersonated me.

how?

he started introducing himself as jimmy.

me = jimmy ang

him = jimmy chong

when i asked him "why in the blue fucking hell did you give yourself an English name which is the same exact fucking name as mine?"


he answered "cause i thought you weren't coming back from the operation..."

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fucking bastard.


coming soon... jimmy eats steamboat at The ARK in Tmn. Molek