.a gal's best friend.

they say a guys best friend is a dog? why? beats me.

but who says it applies to gals too?

do you all know what a gal's best friend is? her PMS! yeah, that's right. don't get me wrong, i have no idea how it feels nor do i want to know. but as a guy here's what i think of the PMS syndrome.

rule number 1 when your gf is having pms, do not talk about other girls. they will really fuck you up inside out, upside down.

rule number 2, whatever they want just give the fuck to them. if they want something and you don't give them, they'll be like nagging you for the rest of the month. why? cause pms also applies for post menstrual syndrome.

rule number 3, when they scold you, just act like you're wrong and admit it and console her and just let her have her way. once she starts throwing things at you, run forrest, run!

rule number 4, do not call her. guys have this tendency to call girls. i don't know why but it's a known fact that girls talk for shit ages long on the phone. guys, a maximum 5 minutes is all we need to talk for a month's information. if you call her, you're assured you can't hang up in half an hour cause she'll be like nagging and wanting your attention all the time.

so suddenly, you want to hang up, she'll fuck you again! this time hard on the phone! KNNBCCB, what did i do wrong?

but... if you don't see her for a few days, prepare for the hiroshima bomb.

the solution for rule number 4 is of course to visit her. if you visit her, then act all cool and nice. once you think your time is up, casually chat about how dangerous it is in the neighbourhood at the time of the hour, she'll let you go if she's considerate and girl's who are having their PMS think way too much and are way too considerate. i mean, like of extraordinaire proportions!

rule number 5, buy presents for her, maybe a stalk of rose or whatever flower she loves. since it's one stalk, it's not that expensive but it'll hinder the fire for a few days just until the time when she stops having PMS.

rule number 6, cook for her. again, this has the same concept of fire evasion as number 5.

rule number 7, if your gf has a tail (means something which she particularly hates like you wearing an earring or your best female friend), make sure you don't fucking chao chee bye step on it. cause if you step on it... welcome to KNN land.

rule number 8, let her be... 60% of the time. usually she'll get over it and then you squirm your way back in. she'll forgive you if you're smart enough to leak out some information about how much you love her and don't want to make her angry during her PMS.

rule number 9. be caring. or act at least like you are caring... but don't care too much. telling or advising her things like don't drink cold water, make sure you have enough rest, i will always be here for you if you need someone to talk to ... these kind of things are ok.

but... never never go over board. if you ask her things like... "so, are you having cramps now? is it painful?"

i mean she would go like wtf? you CAN never understand the pain! of course lar painful, wtf u want me to say? can't you see it all the way down my vagina?! can't you see it's painful? don't you even care?! are you dumb or stupid?! do you really love me? (girls really dig this phrase) and all those mumbo jumbo shit.

imagine all because you overdo rule number 9. fuck.


rule number 10. don't let her read cleo or other fucking female magazine. stash them all up. sometimes these female magazines have nothing better to do than to break your relationship up so that they can get more depressed females to buy their book. they have titles like "does your bf really love you?", "is your bf a player or a keeper?" and all those kind of things. as if those topics are not bad enough, they even have questions for the chicks to ask you and different types of answers so that they can analyze your answer, if you get it wrong. BANG! no sex for one month... ok, maybe not but definitely a lot of KNNBCCB questions. fuck, these female magazines are sometimes written by guys who want to make our life harder cause they have nothing better to go back home to.

HOWEVER,


keep in mind that PMS is good...





cause if it wasn't for PMS...





you'd be worrying about...








your baby :) or worse...






someone else punya! MCH, TAI LOK MO!

inspired by minishorts menstrual witch

Technorati.tag : women , PMS , relationship , guys , jee mee , jimmy
September 3, 2005
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Anonymous said…
yo. omg. you no need to sleep ah? you and your cousin same wan.
Jimmy Ang said…
btw, look who's talking :P

anyway, i love the new honda civic! damn cun. but i bet it's gonna be expensive in m'sia.
nonxtopic said…
heheh.. well, most guy don't know that or they just ignore the gals.
simple thing can make us happy, like saying 'i love you' but you all guys are simply to lazy to utter the word. Guys rule: once said is enough, gals rule: as many as u all could.
learn more; mens from mars, women from venus.
nonxtopic said…
heheh.. well, most guy don't know that or they just ignore the gals.
simple thing can make us happy, like saying 'i love you' but you all guys are simply to lazy to utter the word. Guys rule: once said is enough, gals rule: as many as u all could.
learn more; mens from mars, women from venus.
Jimmy Ang said…
einazani : yeah, guys sometimes are insensitive. but all guys are like that. guess what makes us different brings us together. girls like the simple minded rational security that a guy gives while a guy likes the sensitive irrational acts that a girl sometimes do.

yin and yang.

:)

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