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From my inbox:

From Ms Jelita.

Hi,
My name is Jelita Erwin,The wife of Mr.Marino Erwin a senator during president joseph Estrada regime in Philippine.who is receently killed in philippine.During my husband's regime as a senator,I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed and my buisness in the united state of which the Government has block most of my account in the bank of america,trying to leave me with nothing. well when my late husband was killed,I secretly put in a two boxes the sum of $9,000,000 million USD in each box and deposit them in a security company
abroad.

I am contacting you because I want you to help me in securing the money for the future of my children since the government and my husband's people now monitor all my movement.I hope to trust you as who will not sit on this money when you claim it.i will give you 15% of the total money for your assistance.if you are willing to assist me with your true and honest mind without betraying me at the end reply me as soon as possible so that I can give you more information.

Best regards
Ms Jelita.

My Reply :

For someone who doesn't know how to spell "recently" and "business", i think you deserve to die a poor death.

thank you. arigatou gozaimasu. bye bye.