.chain mail my ass.

i can't believe i got this from my friendster's msg list....

"THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 20 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 20 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know your really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have UglyNess for 10 years. So hit 20 pretty girls on your friends list and let them know they are pretty! :)"

to the person/gal who sends this forwarded msg to me... please use your pea sized brain and think for a while whether the person you're sending this msg to has a penis.

although you don't have one... doesn't mean it decapitates your ability to think.

yeah, and sending this hit to 200 girls or boys (if you don't have enough friends) will not turn you into a fucking princess with like ... the face of angelina jolie or someone liddat.

in fact, it'll just turn your mundane face into something more interesting... the face of an idiot.

and look ma, i can make a chain letter too.

"if you do not send or forward this fucking letter to 2000 person by the next 1 minute, you'll have the face of a monkey, the hands of a gorilla and the legs of a pig. This is the truth, your brain is the equivalent of a facsimile machine and you do not want to take any risk to make it into the equivalence of a mundane corded telephone. If you do forward this letter to 2000 person in 1 minute, you will have 1000 orgasm in the next 1 week."

there, forward this shit!
December 29, 2006


KY said…
hahaha, there's a sucker born every minute.


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