.the mischievious baby.

it came when i least expected it. the spizming hot jisms of yellow gooey liquid. damn that darn dog for pissing everywhere.

as soon as it pisses off, she jaywalks off like she owns the house. how can i ever punish that adorable face?

she looks at me with a distorted left eye and snickering lips. although her furs are messy by the sides of her mouth, she still amazes me. her charm seems irresistible but at the same time... i think she needs some disciplinary action.

i bought her a bell collar. this way, she'll be consistently disturbed by her ding-dongs. for me, it's an indication where that brat might be. which is good cause she's soooo good in hide and seek.

the ball that i bought for her is also somewhere inside the house. i wonder where she hid it.

i better hide my balls. in case she sees something similar and decides to chase it down like a cop on a drug case.