.nasi kangkang.

Recipe for Nasi Kangkang.

I got this from a friend of mine yesterday. They say it came from either Thailand or Indonesia.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and this recipe will literally make that come true.

The ingredients are minimal but the effect is maximum. Oh, and for females only......


Ingredients.

1. 1 bowl of rice (cooked)
2. Gravy to your liking. (dahl, curry, ketchup...anything. basically, this is for presentation purposes only)
3. Vaginal Fluid (Important ingredient)

Preparation Method.

1. First, remember to extract Vaginal Fluid into a clean bowl. We don't want your bf getting diarrhea the day after and puking everything out.

2. Mix Vaginal Fluid with Rice. Stir until evenly distributed or sticky.

3. If it looks weird, add gravy on top. Parsleys are additional.

4. Serve while fresh.



This is a true recipe I got during a yamcha session. This recipe is said to be able to keep a man's heart.

The above recipe is based on hear-say. The effectiveness of the dish is theoretical. Anything you do or try to do will be your own responsibility. I cannot be held responsible.

Thanks. Have a nice Lunch/Dinner.