I gave birth to three green triplets. and it got me worried.
i mean, GREEN triplets for god's sake.
i took the matter up to a female friend. they're more experienced in dealing with the know-hows of birth and birth control.
i told her. i don't want no weird babies. make them normal. i begged her.
she asks me "where is the baby?"
"flushed down the toilet"
she looked at me wearily and said "how can i give a proper diagnosis without looking at the victim?"
i said " screw you if you think you can take a peek at my lovely offsprings!"
she scrurried away with an indifference attitude.
fast forward 1 day.
she came knocking on my door...
"I've got the green babies too..."
i came out with a quirky remark like...
"serves you right, haha!"
i mean, GREEN triplets for god's sake.
i took the matter up to a female friend. they're more experienced in dealing with the know-hows of birth and birth control.
i told her. i don't want no weird babies. make them normal. i begged her.
she asks me "where is the baby?"
"flushed down the toilet"
she looked at me wearily and said "how can i give a proper diagnosis without looking at the victim?"
i said " screw you if you think you can take a peek at my lovely offsprings!"
she scrurried away with an indifference attitude.
fast forward 1 day.
she came knocking on my door...
"I've got the green babies too..."
i came out with a quirky remark like...
"serves you right, haha!"
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