.Conversatio with GOD.

do not read if you think talking to a program called igod using vulgar words is disrespectful. I was not cursing god. Just commenting on what he/she said (god can be female). But anyway, I was talking to him/her nicely when I wanted to know what is the definition of sex. Keep in mind that this is not GOD. just a chat program called IGOD. Do not be freaking offended. Just laugh it off. If it was god, do you think he wouldn't zap me off the face of the earth as soon as he hears me say KNNBCB?

Me:
SEX, SEX?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
WTF? more fun alone? then why in the blue hell did you create two freaking species of human?
God:
That was not very polite. You want more? Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
CHEE BYE LAR!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
it is a symbolic gesture for vagina or more affectionately known as a cunt
God:
CHEE BYE LAR is a symbolic gesture for vagina or more affectionately known as a cunt. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
try to guess what LAN CHEOW means?
God:
OK I will try to guess what LAN CHEOW means.
Me:
what is it ar?
God:
"It" refers to CHEE BYE LAR, I think.
Me:
no, "It" refers to Lan Cheow you fucking moron
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
Okay, let's change the subject...

Me:
Are you Dumb?
God:
No I am an intelligent entity.
Me:
What is 34+5?
God:
I think you already know the answer.

I was too frustrated to continue.

go try it.