today i very the pekchek. my fucking pc chao chee bye hang like hell. MCH. i very de toolan! dunno why.
my pc has been with me through life and hell, through words and doom. yeah, microsoft words and doom3d. now i damn toolan cause my pc no more like me. he like to sleep. everyday sleep. cis, although i feed him (make more space) and bathe him (reformat), he still wan to kan me kao lat kao lat! CCB. that gay PC jeles because i no more play with his neneh reset button and kuku power button! i now play with my laptop genitals.
i damn hate my pc but he so long witch me, i donch dare to scold him. i very pity him. i make him work like slave 24 hours a day. i make him take all the cum from bittorrent and kazaa. damn, now i think he damn toolan! want to sleep only. some more i ask him to open his mouth also damn slow.
i sometime also quite regret. i make him go through all the surgery. i think he now think he damn ugly. but i think he damn keng wat, i modify him look like ah beng car. i can't put up any pictures of my pc but it looks bulky and big. with water squirting out from his heart and liver. more like cpu and gpu.
now, i think my pc damn slow. wan revenge. i open him just now. cannot put on SMART hdd capability. MCH, if my hdd not smart then he must be dumb lar! CCB. i hate dumb pc. makes me dumb also. i hate that.
also cannot overclock. that is like my pc without steroids. like my small bro without viagra. damn, cannot naik tinggi tinggi. i hate that. i hate everything. maybe i need to add more ram, maybe buy another hdd. but whatever it is, CCB, i waste my fucking money! CCB, PC you go to hell and suck satan's lan cheow!
just kidding. i will forgive you if you just come back to DADDY and start being the electronic whore bitch that you are.
I love you. Please come back!
Or I'll fuck you up, you CCB kia...
my pc has been with me through life and hell, through words and doom. yeah, microsoft words and doom3d. now i damn toolan cause my pc no more like me. he like to sleep. everyday sleep. cis, although i feed him (make more space) and bathe him (reformat), he still wan to kan me kao lat kao lat! CCB. that gay PC jeles because i no more play with his neneh reset button and kuku power button! i now play with my laptop genitals.
i damn hate my pc but he so long witch me, i donch dare to scold him. i very pity him. i make him work like slave 24 hours a day. i make him take all the cum from bittorrent and kazaa. damn, now i think he damn toolan! want to sleep only. some more i ask him to open his mouth also damn slow.
i sometime also quite regret. i make him go through all the surgery. i think he now think he damn ugly. but i think he damn keng wat, i modify him look like ah beng car. i can't put up any pictures of my pc but it looks bulky and big. with water squirting out from his heart and liver. more like cpu and gpu.
now, i think my pc damn slow. wan revenge. i open him just now. cannot put on SMART hdd capability. MCH, if my hdd not smart then he must be dumb lar! CCB. i hate dumb pc. makes me dumb also. i hate that.
also cannot overclock. that is like my pc without steroids. like my small bro without viagra. damn, cannot naik tinggi tinggi. i hate that. i hate everything. maybe i need to add more ram, maybe buy another hdd. but whatever it is, CCB, i waste my fucking money! CCB, PC you go to hell and suck satan's lan cheow!
just kidding. i will forgive you if you just come back to DADDY and start being the electronic whore bitch that you are.
I love you. Please come back!
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