.phone sex?

explicit languge and imagery. do not proceed unless you indemnify me from polluting your brain..


anyway,
i had phone sex the other day...


me : hai, sweetiepie , what are you doing?

sweetiepie : waiting for your call cutie. (yes! yes! yes!)

me : wanna have phone sex?

sweetiepie : why not?

me : what are you wearing?

sweetiepie : nothing.. *giggles* but my panties and bra...

me : i'm taking my shirt off now.

sweetiepie : everything?

me : got my underwear on. would you like to open if for me?

sweetiepie : with my mouth? hehe?

me : that's so sexy....

sweetiepie : unclasping my bra.. ahhh... ohh... slower cutie... slower... ahhhhhhhhhhhhalskdjlasfakl;m'ag

my head was going WTF, KNNBCCB, potong stim!

me : but i haven't even started yet?

sweetiepie : ohhhh... feels so great.... harder baby... harder! ahhhhhh.. yes! yes!

me : ...........

sweetiepie : it's coming, it's coming.

me : .............

sweetiepie : AHHH! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

me : ???

then i hear ....

toot, toot, toot.....

the CCB poh close the phone ady!

*all stories and conversation above are fictional only* if you believed it, you're a moron who has no life and you like to intrude in my life for no fucking reason.

and please don't jack off to this conversation, it makes me want to puke...

why in the blue hell people have phone sex anyway? KNNBCCB, get a real life!
sexual prey
October 15, 2005
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mob1900 said…
I have phone sex ALL the time!
now no one dares ask to borrow my hp liao 'coz it smells kinda 'Funky'... hohoho

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