yes, it's the fourth week into the semester. and apparently my sponsor, PTPTN haven't banked in my money yet? wtf is taking them sooo long? i mean like the other courses have already gotten their money and some of my coursemates have theirs yesterday.
me? i look like chee bye beggar still waiting at the roadside with a broken cup.
chau chee bye lar. every time also late. if girls period late like this also will be pregnant already lar. chee bye.
PTPTN, still giving us student fuckups after 5 fucking years. every year it's the same fucking issue. either this or that fucker kia has problem with money. mahai, tiu lar we all. wan to study also cannot concentrate.
every semester i need to wait anxiously. the feeling is like waiting for the first baby outside the operation room. wait wait, and then they come out to tell you april fool. mahai. really wan to whack them.
then when i finally get to see my money in the bank hiar, it's like rumpelstilkin. i already made a pact to give away half of my baby? why? cause at first no money need to eat also mar! so i go and borrow from people lar. one month 2-3 hundred. sometimes 4-6 hundred. so when money come in, half of my lan cheow already fall off. need to pay the fuckers back wat? u think money so easy to find meh? now i work in tuition centre also tak cukup makan babe!
today, i sooo pekchek. yesterday my dear housemate told me ptptn masuk ady. wah! right smack in the middle of august mega sale. i thought wahlau! mesti shopping cun lar. i also happily skid... go and check at the nearest atm lor. mahai, wait for so long cause of the "q". then when reach my time, i put in my card, key in pin, and tekan check balance. mahai... RM13. chau chee bye lar!
i also tension lar. chee bye. my fees haven't paid yet ya know. kanasai. fuck them lar.
this ptptn har... i think for so long also cannot remember what it stands for.. oh yeah, "perbadanan tabung pendidikan tinggi nasional". nasional my lampa lar. i think they should name it "Perbadanan Tabung Puki Tiu Niasing". I mean everytime they tiu me. i kena tiu niasing lar. right or not? fucking assholes. i know malaysian time always late but hey, think 2020 ok? mahai. with service like this who want to lend money from you. mahai. no wonder people dun wan to pay back. you know why? cause they also wan PAYBACK!
i think i can create a slogan for PTPTN lar.
"ASK US TO HELP YOU WIPE YOUR ASS."
their theme...
FIRST TIME WE WIPE YOUR ASS.
YOU FEEL HAPPY.
SECOND TIME WE STILL WIPE YOUR ASS.
BUT WE STICK SOMETHING UP FIRST.
REPEAT FOR FOUR TO FIVE YEARS.
NOW SPEND ANOTHER 30 YEARS GETTING THE THING OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR US!
true or not? we lend for 4-5 years only. but pay them in installments for 30 years. chiat lat man. so fucking annoying.
who says education is free i'll shove a pencil up his ass and then take it out and poke his eyes.
blind shitty people can see better i hope!
tomorrow go and see my baby out ady or not?
me? i look like chee bye beggar still waiting at the roadside with a broken cup.
chau chee bye lar. every time also late. if girls period late like this also will be pregnant already lar. chee bye.
PTPTN, still giving us student fuckups after 5 fucking years. every year it's the same fucking issue. either this or that fucker kia has problem with money. mahai, tiu lar we all. wan to study also cannot concentrate.
every semester i need to wait anxiously. the feeling is like waiting for the first baby outside the operation room. wait wait, and then they come out to tell you april fool. mahai. really wan to whack them.
then when i finally get to see my money in the bank hiar, it's like rumpelstilkin. i already made a pact to give away half of my baby? why? cause at first no money need to eat also mar! so i go and borrow from people lar. one month 2-3 hundred. sometimes 4-6 hundred. so when money come in, half of my lan cheow already fall off. need to pay the fuckers back wat? u think money so easy to find meh? now i work in tuition centre also tak cukup makan babe!
today, i sooo pekchek. yesterday my dear housemate told me ptptn masuk ady. wah! right smack in the middle of august mega sale. i thought wahlau! mesti shopping cun lar. i also happily skid... go and check at the nearest atm lor. mahai, wait for so long cause of the "q". then when reach my time, i put in my card, key in pin, and tekan check balance. mahai... RM13. chau chee bye lar!
i also tension lar. chee bye. my fees haven't paid yet ya know. kanasai. fuck them lar.
this ptptn har... i think for so long also cannot remember what it stands for.. oh yeah, "perbadanan tabung pendidikan tinggi nasional". nasional my lampa lar. i think they should name it "Perbadanan Tabung Puki Tiu Niasing". I mean everytime they tiu me. i kena tiu niasing lar. right or not? fucking assholes. i know malaysian time always late but hey, think 2020 ok? mahai. with service like this who want to lend money from you. mahai. no wonder people dun wan to pay back. you know why? cause they also wan PAYBACK!
i think i can create a slogan for PTPTN lar.
"ASK US TO HELP YOU WIPE YOUR ASS."
their theme...
FIRST TIME WE WIPE YOUR ASS.
YOU FEEL HAPPY.
SECOND TIME WE STILL WIPE YOUR ASS.
BUT WE STICK SOMETHING UP FIRST.
REPEAT FOR FOUR TO FIVE YEARS.
NOW SPEND ANOTHER 30 YEARS GETTING THE THING OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR US!
true or not? we lend for 4-5 years only. but pay them in installments for 30 years. chiat lat man. so fucking annoying.
who says education is free i'll shove a pencil up his ass and then take it out and poke his eyes.
blind shitty people can see better i hope!
tomorrow go and see my baby out ady or not?
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