Subject : Shapeshifters
Definition : A despicable state of female human form.
Categories:
Definition : A higher hierarchy of shapeshifter. If the mass of the face is equivalent to the combined mass of both arms and more, it would fall under this category. To ensure compliance to ISO1983, the size of the face must also be equivalent to the size of the arse.
Chubby
Definition : If the mass of the tummy is equivalent to the combined mass of every other body part including the face, it would fall under this category. To ensure compliance to ISO1983, the biggest circumference of the tummy should not be less than 30cm.
Fat
Definition : If the suspect looks down and could not sight the outer layer of her toenail, she would fall under this category. There is no ISO that caters to such a large entity yet. It is said to be tabled in the next parliamentary meeting but it is facing great debate. This is due to the standard agreeable weight. Members of the parliament are trying their best not to give false positives to subjects who fall under this category.
Obese
Definition : A very heavy person. If you see one, you really can't miss it. I mean, they're... like transformers... big!
Ok lar
Definition : A big entity which falls under the shapeshifters category but due to personal connections (see friend's bitch or classmates or colleagues or best friends), the exact category of the aforementioned entity cannot be revealed to the public at the moment. The exact category however, can be revealed when every connection associated with the entity is out of earshot.
This usually happens when friends bring their bitches over for communal meetings or during interrogations. It could also happen during Truth or Dare Sessions (see lie also)
Definition : A despicable state of female human form.
Categories:
- Plum
- Chubby
- Fat
- Obese
- Ok lar.
Definition : A higher hierarchy of shapeshifter. If the mass of the face is equivalent to the combined mass of both arms and more, it would fall under this category. To ensure compliance to ISO1983, the size of the face must also be equivalent to the size of the arse.
Chubby
Definition : If the mass of the tummy is equivalent to the combined mass of every other body part including the face, it would fall under this category. To ensure compliance to ISO1983, the biggest circumference of the tummy should not be less than 30cm.
Fat
Definition : If the suspect looks down and could not sight the outer layer of her toenail, she would fall under this category. There is no ISO that caters to such a large entity yet. It is said to be tabled in the next parliamentary meeting but it is facing great debate. This is due to the standard agreeable weight. Members of the parliament are trying their best not to give false positives to subjects who fall under this category.
Obese
Definition : A very heavy person. If you see one, you really can't miss it. I mean, they're... like transformers... big!
Ok lar
Definition : A big entity which falls under the shapeshifters category but due to personal connections (see friend's bitch or classmates or colleagues or best friends), the exact category of the aforementioned entity cannot be revealed to the public at the moment. The exact category however, can be revealed when every connection associated with the entity is out of earshot.
This usually happens when friends bring their bitches over for communal meetings or during interrogations. It could also happen during Truth or Dare Sessions (see lie also)
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