.kids say the darndest things.

LOL!

found this in my friendster buletin. i think it's a gem. thanks to Puven for posting it up.

(written by kids)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
1) You got to find somebody who likes
the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

2) No person really decides before
they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1) Twenty-three is the best age
because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
- Camille, age 10

2) No age is good to get married at.
You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his
age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE
ARE MARRIED?
1) You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD
HAVE IN COMMON?
1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1) Dates are for having fun, and
people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something
to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a
treasure)

2) On the first date, they just tell
each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a
second d ate.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not
have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT
WAS TURNING SOUR?
1) I'd run home and play dead. The
next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote
about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it
better myself)

2) The law says you have to be
eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

3) The rule goes like this: If you
kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rul e)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1) I don't know which is better, but
I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I
don't want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore , age 8 (Too much detail
for his age)

2) It's better for girls to be single
but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
- Anita , age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
1) There sure would be a lot of kids
to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
1) Tell your wife that she looks
pretty, even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already
understands )

Comments

Bengbeng said…
There's enough material in this post for at least ten posts :) ...and its so funny hahahaha..correction its not really funny but charming in a cute way..the innocence of children :)
wong said…
These kids honestly don't sound so innocent bengbeng... And I like "HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?" this is the best one here :lol:
J!MMY said…
i personally like the answers for the first question.

Really got me rolling on the floor.