.burkina faso donates money to me.


Dear client,

I am MR MR IBRAHIM ALPHER, credit officer of African Development Bank. I have an
urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

In June, 2000, a German property consultant and importer of used cars ,Mr Andreas Schranner made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$30,000,000.00(Thirty Million United States Dollars only) in my branch. It was to our utter suprise that we heard of his death, wife and children in an AF4590 plane crash in July 2000. See website below: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

On further investigation,I found out that he died without making a WILL, and hitherto, all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. Mr Andreas Schranner was residing at No 1 Rue de Avenida, G.R.A. ouagoudougou, burkina faso.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr Andreas
Schranner did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$35,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal
sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws of burkina faso, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will be declared frozen and forfeited to the burkina faso Government if nobody applies to claim the

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin or business partner to Mr Andreas Schranner so that the fruits of this ld man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address,phone and fax numbers so that the i can prepare the necessary documents that will put you in place as the next of kin or business partner.Your role in the transaction is to send
an application for claim of the funds to our bank. Then, as top officials of the bank, I shall work behind-the-scene to make sure that your application is approved by the management of the bank, and the funds transfered to your nominated bank account.

Please note that there is no iota of risks at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done legitimately and with my positions as top officials of the bank i would ensure a successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my email box.

Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.

You should observe utmost CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY in this transaction, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I will require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

I look forward to your prompt response.

Thanks and regards.


My Reply :

Dear Mr. Ibrahim Alpher,

First of all, I highly doubt someone with such intellectual response such as you couldn't find a more suitable representative to receive this money on Mr
Andreas Schranner's behalf.

Second, although OUAGOUDOUGOU might be a respectable place in Burkina Faso, I doubt a bank official in such a weirdly named place could get access to such high profile bank investment details.

Third, I think burkina faso is spelt with two capital letters in this sentence "According to Laws of burkina faso, at the..". Thus a person with such disrespect to his state could mean that you don't value your state much. So, I again... highly doubt such a place would woo the interest of such prolific investors. Heck, I think I wouldn't even deposit my piggy bank in Burkina Faso.

Fourth, if you believe i will send you my telephone number, fax number, credit card no.. bank no... and whatever shit you want.. through e-mail without meeting you in person, you have to be extremely STONED. Unless you send me a naked picture of your wife or daughter who happens to be some HOT chick.

Fifth, I believe that you can put the money to good use by helping the retardeds. So i suggest that you help make the world a better place by shoving those large wads of cash up your ass and having gaylords sucking them out one by one.

Sincerely Fucked,

fuck ups
December 2, 2006


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