.fucking forwarded mails.

If you do not repost this with the title "1
scary
way
to breakup", you are a heartless

And Sarah will come to you in the shower
from
the
drain, and will kill you the same way she
killed
her
boyfriend.

24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes...
and sarahs counting...
and...

If you don't repost this in the next 10 minutes,
the
clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you're
sleeping and the same ending will happen to you.


When you repost this "(name of you
school)'s 'biatch list'. This isn't a joke

you see, these pieces of excerpts taken from some bulletin in friendster just shows how dumb and stupid people can be.

I swear to god, if someone forwards any mail or msg to me in my mail or friendster about this, i'll fucking castrate them. first of all, ain't no one's gonna track your fucking e-mails so that some kid from Botswana or some developing country can live to see the day. That's just fucking dumb. That's as simple a wish as some dumb guy giving you money to just bring you to a hotel for a chat.... if you believe them, maybe you should get fucked up pyschoanalysis.

second, ain't no CEO is gonna try to track when was the last time you used any fucking account in the web by forwarded mail or bulletins. You see, you nincompoop dickwad, they have this FEATURE called LAST LOGIN.. how the fuck hard is that to understand that they can fucking track you and after a certain time of you NOT logging in.. they will fucking cut you off the stupid community. If you have a life, applaud to you.. if you don't... then try to save it by forwarding the msg and making sure that you get less of a life.

third, no bitch or some hot model is gonna fuck your brains out just because you forward the fucking mail to ... like... 1000 idiots. (they're idiots for being friends with such idiots in the first place). If you believe that some high school crush will come running to you as if she's being chased by some mad cow once you forward it to 25 person, you'd also be inevitably stupid. thus you should die and fuck cows for a living in your next life as a dog.

fourth, no ghost is gonna visit you to rip off your brains or castrate you in the middle of the night and scream your name in the dark night for NOT forwarding mails. but i might castrate you and visit in the the godly forsaken zombie nights just to scare the bejezzus out of you! Screw you and your fucking ghosts. it's not my fault you're afraid of fucking ghosts, so don't come forward these shiznits to me and waste my fucking life reading those and deleting those shitty mails. especially since you titled it like "101 ways to have great sex" or somthing like dat. never mislead people.

lastly.... fuck you!

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