Monday, June 26, 2006

.the aftermath.

Hitz.FM football festival started off pretty early and i didn't get to see the whole of it through but i managed to squeeze in during the last few hours. My friend was ecstatic meeting Adam and we managed to take a picture with him and Ean. You, know, they're always on hitz after JJ and Rudy. 10 am onwards... weekdays i think. words can't describe it.. maybe pictures will.
the sponsor :)

the setting

live fire show

center stage.

jason lo playing fussball and shouting "Climax Baby!" whenever he's hoping for a goal.

i'll be in KL for a while. Asta La Vista...
Adam and Ean? It's still in my friend's camera... maybe next time. maybe not... you can always catch Adam on 8tv quickie..Ean? Argh... next time lar...

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

.Hitz.FM Footie Fest.

The biggest beach party!
24th June 06
Bayview Beach Resort, Penang
5pm onwards

Join Hitz.FM and Maxis Hotlink in Penang for the party of your lifetime! Cool activities, games, prizes, partying, DJs and much sought after performances by top local artistes, among them acclaimed acts like Lo, Joe Flizzow and the Kartel, Disagree, Samir, Liang and many more awaits YOU! Come and watch a live screening of the hottest match of the year on a big screen too! Watch the game with your football buddies and stand a chance to win exciting Hotlink prizes throughout the night. See you there!

Monday, June 19, 2006

healthy masturbation and wadlympics.

i read with great interest about my lipeng's blog entitled.. "masturbation... healthy or not??? debate on this..."

i read and i read and i read... only to discover that her whole blog entry is about her life and only one PARAfuckingGRAPH is devoted to the topic.

and there's this whole other paragraphs devoted to her life lar, tokyo drift lar and many more..

so, let me plagliarize her topic a bit....

masturbation. first of all let us define what is masturbation.

Male: The act of stroking up and down with mechanical expression and a lot of visual stimulant.

Female: The act of inserting a certain item into the vaginal hole (add lubricant). After this, the certain participant must engage in an act of push and pull to increase sensual experience. A lot of imaginative effort will occur here.

Now, let us define what happens after masturbation or why we masturbate.

Male / Female : Orgasm (sensual pleasure)

Such sensual pleasure will certainly lead to a happier life because believe it or not... people who are happy actually think clearer and smile more.

Smile is infectious, once a person smiles at you, smile back. This cycle continous until the magic reaches a dumb, sulky person who did not had sex and do not know how to masturbate. DUMBO.

Masturbation releases tension? that's actually true in a way.. not the tension you get from work or headache kinda tension... it's the tension you get before you erupt. you should get what i mean.

So... tell me why isn't masturbation good? in fact i think we should all have a masturbation day. kinda like labour's day or valentine's day. everyone get together to shoot a lot of wad. nations can even have a wadlympics where there will be a competition.

loorgasm: whoever can have the longest orgasm

time attack: shoot your wad in the shortest possible time.

wadathlon : the most times a person can masturbate in a certain time span.

high jump : highest shooting wad possible.

pin point shooting : shoot the bullseye with your wad.

sperm count : most sperms in a drop of wad.

i'm too tired to think of more.. all of these is making me woozy... suggestions?

Saturday, June 17, 2006

.more dumb pics of China.

...back on popular demand.

warning, there's a lot of pictures... go get a cup of coffee while waiting for it to load...

flowers are nice there...

outside forbidden city. they say the walls are slanted.

modified four walled motorbike... cool heh. these are almost everywhere.

see these patterns on top? they're on every freaking palace...

i think this lady slumped her feet walking too much..

the normal culture of picture taking. of course i took my fair share of camera whoring.

not your average kayak

view from the room of my first hotel. i stayed in .. alltogether 3.

their main lrt/subway/train station

catman... on the great wall of china.

another view from the great wall.

one of the great blunders of the chinese imperial rule. see all those rapings? they're being watched by the emperor who can't do nuts about it....

ming's tomb. the emeperor's throne

ming's tomb

shiong mau aka PANDA

panda... one of the gates into the beijing city centre.

guinness man.... the largest statue made from a single sandalwood tree

this statue lar..

forget where's this... the bell temple or some other place i think...


more to come....

Friday, June 16, 2006

.loving life, living life.

Humans worry too much. Really, they worry about the future, the present and heck, they even worry about the past.

I mean, come on, why worry about the fucking past when the past is already over. Nothing you do or can do or will do .... can change this fact.

And why worry about the present? The present is a gift. That's why it's called a "present"!

And most importantly, the future. I've been doing some thinking about my future until recently I've decided that I've had enough of it and I really need to stop worrying. I really don't know how long we'll live and what'll happen the next minute but right now, as a single independent living soul... I really should have no concerns about my future and I believe I should cherish these moments before I start getting commitments like a (bluek) KID or even a ... WIFE?

God forbid, at that time... my head will be full of worries. Worried about their safety, their future and even their next meal.

So, for now... I've decided to live life for the moment. I haven't even started to seriously find a job yet. I'm being a lazy ass in the house and occasionally helping my mom out with her business, but other than that, life is like a breeze. I have free time to brush up on my mandarin and my cantonese by watching shows. i mean, long fucking taiwanese and hongkie dramas.

my current drama is "devil beside me" and "au revoir shanghai". I hope I can finish them soon.

I still have so many places I want to go, so many things I want to do. I want to go to Phuket, Redang, Taiwan, HK, Aus, UK, Swiss, Venice, Paris.... So many places, so many things... so little time.

That's what they always say... but I guess it's all an excuse. time can be arranged. Life experiences can't. Time flies.. Life experiences live on.

I've decided I want to have fun while I can.. so to all those people asking me when I'm getting employed? Shove that filthy dirt ass job up your tight arse. I'm going with my heart and going where I want to be...



That is... until my cash revenue runs blank....

which I think could be rather soon... ;)

Next stop? Phuket!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

.let the pictures do some talking.

my journey begins

hong kong airport

beijing 2008 countdown

tiannanmen square? outside forbidden city.

dunno what this is...

they have these lions everywhere i tell you. some kind of feng shui thing...
symbol on top of the emperor's stamp.. (dragon)

that thing on top of my head is actually a dragon's head...
looks more like a wild boar to me...

just a picture...
more to come...?

Monday, June 12, 2006

.back from china.

I'm back from China. Been a busy week and I'm down with flu and sinus problems. Coughing really bad and my voice is cracked.

Will post pictures and cut this crap short.

I've been so tired I neglected my World Cup matches. Gotta catch on...

Call me out for "yam cha" sessions k?