.nasi kangkang.

Recipe for Nasi Kangkang.

I got this from a friend of mine yesterday. They say it came from either Thailand or Indonesia.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and this recipe will literally make that come true.

The ingredients are minimal but the effect is maximum. Oh, and for females only......


Ingredients.

1. 1 bowl of rice (cooked)
2. Gravy to your liking. (dahl, curry, ketchup...anything. basically, this is for presentation purposes only)
3. Vaginal Fluid (Important ingredient)

Preparation Method.

1. First, remember to extract Vaginal Fluid into a clean bowl. We don't want your bf getting diarrhea the day after and puking everything out.

2. Mix Vaginal Fluid with Rice. Stir until evenly distributed or sticky.

3. If it looks weird, add gravy on top. Parsleys are additional.

4. Serve while fresh.



This is a true recipe I got during a yamcha session. This recipe is said to be able to keep a man's heart.

The above recipe is based on hear-say. The effectiveness of the dish is theoretical. Anything you do or try to do will be your own responsibility. I cannot be held responsible.

Thanks. Have a nice Lunch/Dinner.

Comments

nlipeng said…
hey..........
u really blogon the nasi kangkang stuff ah....adoi..and well, u do add some of the recipe...hmmm,...seems like u can be a successful chef lah..haahhaahahha........
boringest said…
vaginal fluid?...hmm, is it salty/sweet/bitter?
J!MMY said…
lipeng: yalar..........

boringest: urm.... i don't know but if someone does, please tell me............
KY said…
that's like, teh gross.
Helen said…
wahaha!!!!
u should credit the person who came up with this idea wey!!..the provider of the fluid aka bali 'Peng'!
m@rs said…
mari mari.....nasi kangkang...satu bungkus rm 2...siapa cepat, dia dapat...limited ..from chef ANG.
J!MMY said…
ky: yeah...

helen : who came up with this idea? you ar?

mars: this recipe for female only lar.
howlingcow said…
Strange. The recipe I heard is different from the one you gave. It goes like this: Get a steaming bowl of hot rice, place between legs (for the woman/wife of course) and let the steam drip down from the genital into the rice. Finally, serve to man/husband. Allegedly, it not only captures the man's heart but he will do whatever you ask him to do.
J!MMY said…
howlingcow : yours win hands down... it sounds more teh gross.... as in... yucks!

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