.this is not a topic.

in light of his passing, i wish to share some laughter in this solemn world

[via e-mail]

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom

Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Comments

Anonymous said…
hey, this post is fr the mail i forwarded to u rite? hahahaha.. when r u comin back for cny?

-yeehui-
J!MMY said…
at last, the famous anonymous reader comments.

yes, from you! muahahaha!

i will be back on friday. :)

see you all then...!
Anonymous said…
wat u mean famous anonymous?

This is the first time i left a comment on ur page wor... *blur*

-yhui-
J!MMY said…
tat's y u famous. read but never comment wan.
Anonymous said…
hahaha.. cause no comment bout ur post..which is a good thing, rite?

saw my name on ur post.. i remind u of mlk.. hmm, shud i b proud or wat? blek...

hey, remember to call me out for cny ya...:)

-yhui-

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