.this is not a topic.

in light of his passing, i wish to share some laughter in this solemn world

[via e-mail]

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom

Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

bullshit
January 23, 2006
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Comments

Anonymous said…
hey, this post is fr the mail i forwarded to u rite? hahahaha.. when r u comin back for cny?

-yeehui-
Jimmy Ang said…
at last, the famous anonymous reader comments.

yes, from you! muahahaha!

i will be back on friday. :)

see you all then...!
Anonymous said…
wat u mean famous anonymous?

This is the first time i left a comment on ur page wor... *blur*

-yhui-
Jimmy Ang said…
tat's y u famous. read but never comment wan.
Anonymous said…
hahaha.. cause no comment bout ur post..which is a good thing, rite?

saw my name on ur post.. i remind u of mlk.. hmm, shud i b proud or wat? blek...

hey, remember to call me out for cny ya...:)

-yhui-

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