.senegal people wan to gimme money.

today i received spam, it was no normal spam. it was not a spam asking me to buy condoms or endorsing sexual or pirated materials. it was better than that... it was this :
blue italics are excerpts from the letter. the rest are my comments.

Attn: Please,

CCB, you donch know me somemore want my attention, you wan me to kill you and your whole family ar? say hello or dear or need your help! CCB, wan me to help and spam me somemore act like boss. fuck you lar!

I am Mr Yousf Ahmed from Cote-Ivory Abijan.I am 25years old and presently residing in Dakar-Senegal because of the political crisis in my Country. I got your contact in strict confidence through Senegal Chamber of Commerce.

CCB, so young. Senegal got crisis meh? you got my contact from Senegal chamber of commerce ar? i got so keng or not? until the people over there also know me! and wtf is Cote-Ivory Abijan.. Sound like koteh iboli naik bijan! anyway, dun tell me who you are and where you're from and donch gimme the bullshit about the chamber of commerce thing. i screw you ka chng ar!

I would Honestly want to seek for an immediate assistance from you, I have $12.5 Million US dollars belonging to my late Father Mr MUSA AHMED, who was held bondage by the Rebels during the crisis and was letter killed.

CCB, 12.5 million US dollar also your father can be held bondage ar? and his letter was killed ar? or is it you're trying to say later and hostage, CCB, english no good but spell MILLION US DOLLAR so cun!? if you got 12.5 million also cannot save your father, i think your money throw into the toilet bowl better lar. let it smell like sai, because i'm sure they are KANASAI!

I ran to Senegal refugee Camp when I Discovered danger to my life and that of my only sister.My late father has deposited the above mentioned Amount as a consignment with a FINANCE COMPANY for safe keeping before his death and i have every Documents regards the transaction I have contacted the FINANCE COMPANY and confirmed the safety of the money/ inheritance.

He wan to die also can save his money first ar? how? i thought he was held bondage? he untied himself or he ask the bondager to help him go to bank cause he want to deposit money? CCB. tell me clearly lar. boh tao boh bui! (no head no tail). and then how come u have all the documents regarding the transaction? your father sempat fax to you somemore ar? he really keng lar, maybe he gang up with the bondager to bondage him and then see what you do with the money lar!

As it is, I have the intention of investing the money oversees and however needed a Foreigner who is capable of giving adequate assistance to me by the way of clearing the money from the FINANCE COMPANY and the reafter forwarding it to your Account for investments.

Wah, you want to gimme money after your father risked his life to pass it to you. and then you somemore sooo stupid wan to give it to me ar? my ptptn also donch want to gimme money but you idiot from senegal wan to gimme money ar? you want my acc no? you want me to fuck you? you want prostitute? cheap? CCB, got 12.5 million take an aeroplane here lar! wat for wan to gimme money for safekeeping. if you really gimme money i sure hire assasin to kill you ar! CCB. 12.5 million can hire more than 24 assassin to kill you ar! see where you can run in the small Senegal country! sure die wan!

I have map out 35% percentage of the fund for you.My Althernative EMAIL: (ahmedy@inMail24.com ahmed@inmail24.com ) If Necessary, Please do feel free to ask me questions on this as I wait for your reply soonest.


Mr Yousf Ahmed???

Mr Yousf Ahmed.

ccb, thank you mr Yusof Ahmed but i think you too stupid ady. 35% for keeping your money? i think better keep 100%. and then i replied you ady... just one senegal word...


in english it's called fuck you you dickhead! you see one senegal word can mean sooo much!
daily dose
September 18, 2005


mob1900 said…
Here's another


for Senegal! yeah!
I wonder when will they start using Malaysia for this 'Nigeria' scam? So far we have Nigeria, Botswana and now SillyGull.
Wingz said…
eh jimmy, u goan make one blog purposely for scam one la. I got 3-4 scam email every week one ler lol
Jimmy Ang said…
mob : hahahaha! cannot use Malaysia, cause RM no laku yet. wait laku first.

wingz : make blog about what topic can laku?


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