.easy university diploma.
wahlau, is this what education has come to today? MCH, i need to study like shit for my degree and diploma but some people can just call this stupid number, pay with some plastic and get a paper with his name.
cheebye lar. no required shit or anything. the line is also open 24 hrs a day including sunday and holidays. wah, even the chau ah pek kopitiam at the roadside also won't open everyday. sounds like some 7-11 advert.
hey, you can get diplomas, degrees, masters and even PHD. MCH, i also can give cert lar. want ar?
MCH = Masters in Chorus Humping.
First class would be on phone, dialogue practice. Everyone say together, "fuck me..." now change to "harder...." Now, chorus : " Yamate, yamate. " Release your breath and end with, "ahhh....".
Wan ar? Call me at : MCH-TODAY-1800
cheebye right? some more the advert didn't specify what college the certs are coming from, silap slap you get a cert from :
"University of Chow Kit Road"
- offers degree in mass communication and traffic analysis.
- also offers degree and masters in swearing and pirating.
"University of Ah Beng and Ah Lian"
- degree in vehicle engineering
- masters in car manipulation to aeroplane can fly.
- PHD in social and fashion
"University of AP"
- Masters in Housing Development
- PHD in Politics and Black Market
can ar? sure can apply for a lot of jobs wan. even the manager and hr will be surprised with the authenticity and rarity of your certificate.
cheebye lar! cun or not? can get any job ar?